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codeitbaby

Course: CPS 100, Fall 2009
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it "Code baby, one more time" Oh Buggy buggy, you weren't supposed to throw IO Exception errors You dummy dummy, your disk is too full and now your program wont work right, yeah code this how you want it to be tell me binky cuz I need know now (oh my god) my incompetence is killing me ( and I) I must confess I can't even read when eclipse crashes, I lose my mind give me a line write it baby...

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it "Code baby, one more time" Oh Buggy buggy, you weren't supposed to throw IO Exception errors You dummy dummy, your disk is too full and now your program wont work right, yeah code this how you want it to be tell me binky cuz I need know now (oh my god) my incompetence is killing me ( and I) I must confess I can't even read when eclipse crashes, I lose my mind give me a line write it baby one more time Oh while loop while loop I iterate through you you crash and leave me crying oh give me memory cuz my disk is thrashing to and FAT don't understand it Pointers, linked lists and big trees, give me ADT's cuz I need to code now (Oh @#$%) My dereference is killing binky I feel the need for some caffeine My magic wand I cannot find, redbull is mine, drink that baby one more time oh pointer pointer, my list was supposed to grow oh java java, now the variable is null, I must protest that this interface deserves a C now, your APT's are killing me my pizza didn't arrive on time, import class ImGonnaCry Quoting Owen Astrachan <ola@cs.duke.edu>: >> you Do guys have a copy of the lyrics? >> >> owen a >> >> John Choi wrote: >> > >>> >Hello, here is the link to the song. >>> > >>> >Here are the people involved in this song: >>> >John Choi, Dan Cook, Christina Wang, Rahul Dewal, and David Wu >>> > >>> >www.duke.edu/~jsc15/ >>> > >>> >the song is the only file in that directory. Thanks! >>> > >>> >John Choi >>> > >>> > >>> > > >> >> -- >> Owen L. Astrachan >...

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Duke - CPS - 100
Big-O Controlby The Artist Formerly Known as Special KSung to &quot;&amp;%#@ control&quot; by The Artist Formerly Known as PrinceNuestra presentacion especial comenzara en brevePero antes un mensaje de nuestros auspiciadoresUh, yeah, UhGood mornin ladies
Duke - CPS - 100
COMPUTERS (take-off on &quot;Tequila&quot;)[music]Computers![music]Computers!ok the real song:What is an array? (take off on &quot;Take my Breath Away&quot;)Watching every motion as I code this little game,On this program stuck, I finally ask for help in sham
Duke - CPS - 100
String City Music: Charles Manson's &quot;Sick City&quot;String City, yeahstresses studentsString City melts their brains downto make Forbes look prettywhat should I do I'm just a failurethe extra credit I always seem to takeyou just sit and press com
Duke - CPS - 100
One Week Based on Barenaked Ladies' &quot;One Week&quot;(Capital letters in lines denote emphasis sincethis song is a bugger to sing)It's been One week since dorQue was dueI really should have made my Magic word foo.Five days since a bus errorDisr
Duke - CPS - 100
Summer Girls - LFOMy Revised Lyrics:I like it when ola stops by.in the cluster.Chorus:New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hitsParse errors make me sick.And I think its fly when ola stops by in the clusterI like code that joins DNA really
Duke - CPS - 100
Original Group: Green DayOriginal Song Title: Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)Original Lyrics: Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road. Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go. So make the best of this test, and don't as
Duke - CPS - 100
tune: Brown-eyed Girl, Van MorrisonMy Tree PointerHey where'd my info go?The node I just created.Goin' down my search treeorder n in the worst caseOrder logn-ing away heyas seen on average.Until it finds a null pointernow its address is xz
Duke - CPS - 100
Blink 182 - All the Small ThingsAll the coding, no sleep, foo things.Late nights, in Teerno girls, no beer.I'll use, linked lists,more bugs, I'm pissed.Watching, waiting.hope program's compiling.Chorus:Say it ain't so, what's my
Duke - CPS - 100
sung to &quot;You Drive Me Crazy&quot; by Britney Spearsthe CD versionola, oh how i need youTo explain recursions, so I know what to do.ola, I just cannot seeThose little clones you claim are there to help me.Everytime I trace the codeMy head starts sp
Duke - CPS - 100
We Didn't Write the Program(to the tune of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire)Rsg, huffman tree, wordtrack, nothing's backLink-a-list, pop a stack, make a vector, push it back,Bus error, index out, seg fault, wanna shout.For loop, While loo
Duke - CPS - 100
TREESWe are the world,We are ROOTS children.We are the NODES that make up all the TREES so lets start building.There are many types of TREES,BST and HUFFMAN,Us and our parents make up the best ADT's.We are the world,We are ROOTS childre
Duke - CPS - 100
Lyrics to the song &quot;So Happy Together&quot;, by the TurtlesImagine programming, I do,I think about it day and night, it's only right,To think about this course we love,or say we might, so stressed out together.We call it CPS, at level one-hundred,
Duke - CPS - 100
&quot;Man! I Feel Like Recursion&quot; (to the tune of Shania Twain's &quot;Man! IFeel Like a Woman&quot;)(Let's program)C'mon.I'm sitting here tonight, this program's gotta writeall the nodes in a treeeeee.I don't want no loops, I only want to choosethe call
Duke - CPS - 100
&quot;There's Your Trouble&quot; to the tune of &quot;There's Your Trouble&quot; by the Dixie ChicksIt should have compiled, but It wasn't friendly, was itSame old storyParse error and no luckShould have worked like a charmShould have run like the wind, Like a
Duke - CPS - 100
Astrachan Pie(sung to &quot;American Pie&quot; by Don McLean)A long, long time ago,I can still remember,When he taught me Computer Science Six.He taught me how to cout &lt;coot&gt; and cin &lt;sin&gt;,I got my libraries from his bin,And then we played with MadLi
Duke - CPS - 100
/Sing to the tune of &quot;Pinball Wizard&quot; by The Who (see below)CPS NerdEver since I was a freshman,I've Programmed c+;From Anagram to DorqueI even programmed Huff,But I ain't seen nothing like himIn the lab at Teer-This CPS nerdSure doesn't l
Duke - CPS - 100
sung to the tune of sisqo's &quot;thong song&quot;intro: cps right here, lettin all the people know what programmerstalk about, you know, makin it run.verse 1: ooh recursion, so ingenious and you know another major can't handle this compiling like it
Duke - CPS - 100
extra credit songI don't know if this makes sense. It uses a lot of cps100 termsthough, and can be fit into the actual meter of the song.Sung to the tune of Piano Man, by Billy JoelIt's 2 am on a saturday,My program, it's time to begin.Ther
Duke - CPS - 100
Sung to Blink 182's - What's My Age Again?I booted up, it was a Monday nightI had four hours to get my program rightIt started to compile, and I began to smileBut then it exited abnormallyAnd that's about the time the system crashed on meIt a
Duke - CPS - 100
tune: Sweet Home AlabamaSweet Home Gay Love Auditorium(God I Love Computer Science)Oh DAMN my program won't compile!did I initialize the right thing? O looky here, there's no declaration!and i forgot to sharp include string!(that shouldnt h
Duke - CPS - 100
To the tune of (SITTIN' ON) THE DOCK OF THE BAY by Otis ReddingCoding in the morning sunI'll be coding when the evening comesWasting time all dayTrying to fix the bugs, yeahI'm(refrain)Sitting on my buttox all dayCoding my life awayI'm
Duke - CPS - 100
MUST SING THIS SONG TO THE INSTRUMENTAL OF GANGSTA'S PARADISE BY COOLIO OR TO THE BEATS OF WEIRD AL'S AMISH PARADISE.As I walk from the bus stop to that dreaded building Teer,I look at myself and realize I've become my worst fear.Cause I've been
Duke - CPS - 100
Song title: T.E.E.R.(to the tune of YMCA, by the Village People)Program, there's no need to crash downI said, PROGRAM, on the keyboard you poundI said, PROGRAM, cause the bug will be foundThere's no need to be unhappyProgram, there's a pla
Duke - CPS - 100
Britney Spears' &quot;Hit Me Baby One More Time&quot;Oh QuickSort QuickSortOh QuickSort QuickSortOh Quicksort QuicksortHow were you supposed to knowThat I'd be Order n squaredOh Quicksort QuicksortYou shouldn't have let me runCuz now I'm slow as hell
Duke - CPS - 100
tune: Micheal Jackson's ThrillerVectorBackground: Do do dum do do dum cha Do do dum do do dum cha Do do dum do do dum chaIt's close to midnight, and you need to store this informationYou want a data structure, that's
Duke - CPS - 100
(Bug)You Really Got MeOriginal Van Halen song Written by: Ray Davies. Jay Boy Music Corp. BMI.All Rights Reserved.-Bug, you really got me now You got me so I don't know what I'm codin' Bug, you really got me now You got me so I can't sle
Duke - CPS - 100
*MY VERSION, OH HOW I HAVE DEBAUCHED THE BACKSTREET BOYS' MEANINGFUL LYRICS*&quot;Code, Please Compile Today&quot; - XXX and the Back(tracking) BoysI hate my compiler,My one desire,Believe when I pray:Please, god, compile today!But the TA is so far a
Duke - CPS - 100
Tune: Blessed Union of Soul - Hey Leonardo (She likes me for me)It don't matter what you are, a vector, pointer, or a stringYou'll never be as good as a computer's best friend,And if you were it wouldn't mean nothin'She's a balanced sear
Duke - CPS - 100
CPS Song Parody of Green Day's &quot;Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)&quot;another parse errorshowin' up in your codesoon as you clear that upyou get another craploadso make the best of this test and don't ask whyeven if it takes 20 hoursand you t
Duke - CPS - 100
Not Done YetWritten to the tune of Allstar, by SmashmouthSomebody once told meIf you need a sorting algorithmBubble ain't the sharpest tool in the shedYou might prefer to mergeOr perhaps even a quicksortBut you got to make the choice in y
Duke - CPS - 100
Title: SORT METree: Hi ya Node!Node: Hi Tree!Tree: Wanna get sorted?Node: Sure Tree!Tree: Let's start!Node:I'm just a lost node, in a big big treeSo confusing, so distractedYou can play with me, put me where you wantStupid pointers, tha
Duke - CPS - 124
*cube example*8#VRML V2.0 utf8 DEF cube0_grp Group { children [DEF NgcRoot Group { children [ DEF cube0 Shape { appearance DEF cube0_material Appearance { material Material { diffuseColor 1
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Vertex &amp; Pixel ShadersCPS124 Computer GraphicsFerdinand SchoberShader History I 1995/1996: 3dfx Voodoo 1first mass market GPU, hw accelerated rasterization GLIDE API, 16bit buffers, texturing &amp; shading Quake using OpenGL! 1998: 3dfx Voodoo
Duke - CPS - 124
Cutting Edge Computer GamesCPS124 Computer GraphicsFerdinand SchoberComputer Game Milestones I First Age 80's:Pong, Pacman, M.U.L.E., Nethack Bard's Tale, Ultima, Wizardry Civilization, Populous, Maniac Mansion Second Age 90's:Doom, Ulti
Duke - CPS - 124
Statistics for Project3 Mean 94.93 Standard Deviation 9.74 Low 80 Median 100 High 107 Column Maximum 100 30 valid out of 30 possible data points
Duke - CPS - 124
Statistics for Project2 Mean 78.03 Standard Deviation 20.40 Low 0 Median 85 High 104 Column Maximum 100 37 valid out of 38 possible data points
Duke - CPS - 108
&gt; The following statement is a comment by a colleague:&gt; &gt; &quot;Object Oriented Programming is just a structuring method for&gt; procedural programming, rather than a new paradigm&quot;&gt; &gt; I disagreed quite strongly, but found it hard to convince him.&gt; &gt; W
Duke - CPS - 108
From C+ to JavaqJava history: Oak, toasterovens, internet language, panacea Not really a standard language like C+ Arguably proprietary (and arguably not) Precursor to C# ? What it is OO language, not a hybrid (like C+) compiled to bytecode,
Duke - CPS - 108
Maintenance Commands du(1M)NAME du - summarize disk usageSYNOPSIS /usr/bin/du [ -adkr ] [ -s | -o ] [ file. ] /usr/xpg4/bin/du [ -a | -s ] [ -krx ] [ file. ]DESCRIPTION The du utili
Duke - TEAM - 108
&lt;apptday=&quot;wednesday&quot;time=&quot;1, 26&quot;subject = &quot;fuck&quot;/&gt;&lt;apptday =&quot;monday&quot;time=&quot;11,9&quot;subject = &quot;fuck&quot;/&gt;&lt;appt day=&quot;monday&quot; time=&quot;9,12&quot; subject=&quot;sleep&quot;/&gt;&lt;appt day=&quot;tuESDay&quot; time=&quot;9,10&quot; subject=&quot;CPS 110&quot;/&gt;&lt;appt day = &quot;thursday&quot; time = &quot;9
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commands: $ make $ touch roulette.cpp $ make EXTRA_CCFLAGS=-DWHEEL=OddWheel $ ./roulette.exe &lt; test/oddbugs: odds not used (and mis-inited) continue should be &lt; 0, not &lt;= 0notes: randgen not needed in roulette.cpp myContinue not used i
Duke - V - 108
commands: $ make $ touch roulette.cpp $ make EXTRA_CCFLAGS=-DWHEEL=OddWheel $ ./roulette.exe &lt; test/oddbugs: odds not used (and mis-inited) continue should be &lt; 0, not &lt;= 0notes: randgen not needed in roulette.cpp myContinue not used i
Duke - CPS - 108
Group # 1 -gramond, ericeg1@acpub.duke.eduhasan, shahedsh8@acpub.duke.eduharrington, jimjwh2@acpub.duke.edu-Group # 2 -wong, emmaegw2@acpub.duke.eduzang, xinyuxz1@acpub.duke.eduharder, tedtah@acpub.duke.edu-Group # 3
Duke - CPS - 100
CPS 100E Seating Chart as of Feb. 15 Front of the Room Group 1 Group 2 Group 3 Group 4 Group 5 Group 6 Group 7 Group 8 Group 9 Group 10 Group 11 Group 12 Group 13 Group 14 Group 1==AC
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-Grade summary for $studentName on $asgnYour score is $score (out of 10).The following things were noted (see below): $errorsYour assignment was graded by $graderName.--ASSIGNMENT NOTES* General 1.1 No program submitted -6 1.2 Pr
Duke - CPS - 006
-Grade summary for $studentName on $asgnYour score is $score (out of 15).The following things were noted (see below): $errorsYour assignment was graded by $graderName.--ASSIGNMENT NOTES* General 1.1 No program submitted -6 1.2 Pr
Duke - CPS - 100
CPS 100E Seating Chart as of Mar. 22 Front of the Room Group 1 Group 2 Group 3 Group 4 Group 5 Group 6 Group 7 Group 8 Group 9 Group 10 Group 11 Group 12 Group 13 Group 14 Group 1==DDC
Duke - CPS - 100
CPS 100E Seating Chart as of Jan. 20 Front of the Room Group 1 Group 2 Group 3 Group 4 Group 5 Group 6 Group 7 Group 8 Group 9 Group 10 Group 11 Group 12 Group 13 Group 14 Group 1==ND2
Duke - CPS - 124
Creating Reflections and Shadows Using Stencil BuffersMark J. Kilgard NVIDIA CorporationStencil Testing Now broadly supports by both major APIs OpenGL DirectX 6 RIVA TNT and other consumer cards now supporting full 8-bit stencil Opportunity
Duke - CPS - 124
OpenGL Buffers and TestsGlenn G. ChappellCHAPPELLG@member.ams.org U. of Alaska Fairbanks CS 481/681 Lecture NotesFriday, February 8, 2002Review: The Math of Lighting The Phong model computes lighting separately for the ambient, diffuse, and s
Duke - CPS - 001
&quot;The act of gaining unauthorized access to computer systems (cracking) should not be criminalized assuming that there is no damage.&quot;Dan Garrison Megan Kuhfeld Nicholas Kurtzman Kristin Cobb Marina Kukso Rob DodsonDefinitions &quot;Damage&quot;shall be de
Duke - CPS - 001
Ryan Wood Kevin Wilson Virgilio Sosa Rhea JoannouAgainst: Computers can thinkIKey terms when referring to A.I 1) Intelligence is a general mental capability that involves the ability to reason, plan, solve problems, think abstractly, comprehend id
Duke - CPS - 004
Computer Science 4: Java for Video Gameswww.cs.duke.edu/education/courses/fall05/cps004/dr Instructor TADietolf (Dee) Ramm D226 LSRC dr@cs.duke.eduCompSci 4Jam Jenkins D305 LSRC cjj1@cs.duke.edu4.1Introduction Administrative material In
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AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT OR OR OR
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The Regiment Macroprogramming SystemRyan Newton (MIT) Greg Morrisett, Matt Welsh (Harvard)Sensor Network Programming. is hardlow le l re ve sourcem anage e m nt, de bugging e be d de s m dde viceMacroprogram ing - onepropose solution m dProgr
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Topology Control Presenter: Ajit WarrierWith Dr. Sangjoon Park (ETRI, South Korea), Jeongki Min and Dr. Injong Rhee (advisor) North Carolina State University Networking Lab http:/netsrv.csc.ncsu.eduIntroduction: Topology ControlTopology Control/
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1Software Development Infrastructure for Sensor NetworksOperating systems (TinyOS) Resource (device) management Basic primitives Protocols (MAC, routing) { covered in many previous lectures}Programming languages and runtime environments
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CPS216: Advanced Database Systems Notes 07:Query Execution (Sort and Join operators)Shivnath BabuAnnouncements Project proposal due Oct. 5 (Friday) Hopefully, you have already started thinking about the project If possible, meet me to discuss
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COMPSCI 102Introduction to Discrete MathematicsRules of the GameEach person will have a unique number For each question, I will first give the class time to work out an answer. Then, I will call three different people at random They must explain
Duke - CPS - 102
Deterministic Finite AutomataCOMPSCI 102 Lecture 2Let me show you a machine so simple that you can understand it in less than two minutes0 1 0111 111 011 0,111 0 1The machine accepts a string if the process ends in a double circleSteven
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Kshipra B. (kub@duke.edu)-martin.azizyan@duke.edu, ma45, Martinamos.barreto@duke.edu, ajb33, Amoskamaria.campbell@duke.edu, kac18, Kamariaruijun.chen@duke.edu , rc50, Ruijinmatthew.colabrese@duke.edu , mrc14, Matthewharish.srinivasan@duke.edu,