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Hermione Granger
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She may be frumpy but she's super smart. what she lacks in looks she can't make up in in heart
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Moaning Myrtle
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Was just called plain old "Myrtle" before I met her. :P
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Draco-Hermione
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Only if we're talking about Lauren Lopez other wise it's unacceptable
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Horcrux
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an object a person can place their souls in. Often concealed within Zefron Posters.
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ishmal
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a stupid twitard who thinks this set is stupid and is a butt-trumpet
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Expecto Patronum
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Gets Rid of dementors plus it looks pretty
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George's ear
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got cut off (OUCH!!!)
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Remus Lupin
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the one werewolf who will not bite me no matter how much i ask him to........Edit: WTF is wrong with you Deblase???
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Mad-eye Moody's facebook status
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Dead
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A Very Potter Sequal
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the second best thing to happen to you tube right behind a very potter musical
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Bella Swan
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the B**** who stole Cedric/Edward From Cho
she sucks
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Quirelldemort
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So happened! Nuff said.
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Horcrux Seeking Medallion
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Looks like J-Linned Bling. Seems a little TOO convinient.
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Cornelious Fudge
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MInister of Magic in HP Books 1-5 who was an idiot and why was he elected Minister what were the people thinking
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Spells
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Usefull to wizard not so much to squibs like filch
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Cool gingers in the world.
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Anyone with the last name Weasley, Lily Potter, Lily Potter II.
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Pigfarts
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best wizarding school ever and is on mars
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Hogwarts
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Second best wizarding school
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House cup
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a time honoured tradition. for centuries the four houses have competed for the honor and glory of this the house cup. (fancy hogwarts trophy)
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Muggle****ing Troll****jen
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something to decribe snape
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Portkey
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a seemingly harmless object (like a football or a Dolphin) that can transfer some one from place to place
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Quirelldemort
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books: so wrong
AVPM: SO RIGHT!!!
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Narcissa Malfoy
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The Queen of the B****s
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A Very Potter Musical (II)
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the best thing to ever go on youtube i love it and so should u
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Buckbeak
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a horse bird thing that does not like malfoy... well no one likes malfoy. buckbeack just expresses it better than anybody else
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Petrificous Totalous
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just think "Light as a feather, stiff as a board"
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Albus Severus Potter
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Where was Ginny when Harry named their kid this???
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Depulso
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"EWW GO AWAY" very usefull if someone smells or looks gross
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Lavender Brown
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the real Aisian in the Wizarding world also called "Lav-Lav"
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Swish and Flicker
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Hermionies favorite swear
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Bellatrix Lestrange
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Our runner up for douchebag of the day. May have been a sex-slave of some kind for Lord Voldemort.
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Expecto Patronads
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a personal favorite for the muggles who read Harry Potter books
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Ravenclaws
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Boring bookworms.
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Professor Quirell
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A really great teacher...you know, if you can ignore the minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head...but hey, nobody's perfect.
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The Books that Shall Not Be Named
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Written by the most evil person ever to walk the face of the earth the...Tw*l*ght Series (Don't make me say that accursed word again) tried to take over the world with a combination of ripping off Harry Potter, and selling sex to small children.
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The Prefect's Bathroom
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"Makes getting clean almost as fun as getting dirty."
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Horcruxes (II)
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Really just kinda stupid.
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Lucius Malfoy
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Choreographed an evil scheme to kill Harry Potter in his first year at Hogwarts using a Time Turner...enjoys dancing.
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Hermione Stranger
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An adept nickname for Hermione Granger, compliments of Draco Malfoy
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Quidditch
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An amazing sport that really does exist, contrary to what you muggles think.
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Imperio
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an unforgivable yet unforgettable experience. i could realy have fun with this!!!!!!
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Indestructible Horcrux
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An Ashley Tisdale Poster.
Ron: "Oh, please don't tell me it's an Ashley Tisdale Poster, because I just can't do it!"
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Themes Present (and presented as positive things) in 'The Books that Shall Not Be Named'
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Relationship abuse, statuatory rape, dating people WAY younger/older than you (16-500...umm...) stalking, suicide, cults, demon-worship, mafia/gang-life, cannibalism, rape, inter-species-breeding, cutting school, dropping out of school, not going to college, obsession, sluttiness, running away from home, disobeying your parents to run away with your abusive boyfriend. Etc.
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Hagrid's buttcrack
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the one swear Harry does not like but neville said it anyway ( PS. I bet its HUGE)
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Cedric Diggory
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an always happy Hufflepuff who claims them to be great finder then gets killed by voldemort
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JK Rowling
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Was given permission by the Ministry of Magic to publish the Harry Potter books in order to raise money to rebuild the Wizarding World after the war with Voldemort. The rationale was that no muggle would ever guess that the books were actually non-fiction.
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Fred Weasley
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twin of goerge not realy dead (he faked it)
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Harry-Hermione Shipper
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Stupid. Just plain stupid. Seriously how could someone that smart be that dumb?
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Unicorn Turds
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i bet they look wonderful
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dragonhero10
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a non harry potter obsessed person (were trying to change that)
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Good hiding places for a Horcrux
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The Bottom of the Ocean
Hidden with King and all of his jewels
Blasted into outer space with a monkey who knew nothing of Horcruxes
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Professor Snape
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Professor? What? How did that greasy haired slimeball ever become a Professor?
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World War II
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Was meant to be a coverup by the muggle governments of the world for the great battles waging over the fate of the Wizarding World between Grindalwald's followers and those of Dumbledore. In order to explain the deaths sweeping across Europe, the nations of Europe declared a fake war on one another. However, viewing this as an opportunity to expand his power, Grindelwald formed a secret union with Adolf Hitler and convinced him to start a REAL War.
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Harry-Hermione
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Now you're just being stupid
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The Deathly Hallows
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three items made by death
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Fleur Delacour
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the hot B**** that is hot
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floo powder
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"The only way to travel"
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42
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The answer to life, the universe, and everything...YOU'RE WELCOME!!!
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Vernon Dursley
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Harry's Obese Uncle
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Ginny Weasley
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the B**** in love with harry..... needs a life
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Jiggery Pokery
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a magical naughty word
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Leprechaun Taint
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Moldywart hates this one becaouse of a prank call
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Butt-Trumpets
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someone with a trumpeting butt, usually ruins anychance at love.
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The Beatles
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Harry Potter's favorite band (it's a fact, look it up!)
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Operation SHGILA
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Pronounced "Shh-ghee-la" Stands for "Seize the Holy Grail In Las Vegas". A plan concocted by Harry Potter to take over the Wizarding World by finding the Holy Grail.
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Harry-Ginny
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Meant to be
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Chocolate Frogs
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Not real frogs, slabs of chocolate in the shape of frogs that hop around...enchanted. Come with a card of a famous witch or wizard. This delicious snack should not be confused with chocolate-covered-frogs, which are just plain disgusting.
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Kingdom Hearts (I, II, and hopefully III and beyond)
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The best video games ever made, not really relevant to this subject but it bears mentioning.
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Won-Won
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A nickname for Ron Weasley used only by Lavender Brown (aka Lav-Lav)
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Son of a Banshee
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a usefull swear
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Weasley is Our King
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Best song ever written. Comes in multiple variations.
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Professor Trelawny
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Have standards dropped that low?
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Accio
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"i can't reach the romote" for that u can use this and summon it
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Dobby the House elf
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the real father of Draco Malfoy
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Ron Weasley's wand
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not the best wand for spell but in u flip it over it becomes a club
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Crabbe and Goyle
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lets see where do i begin they sokc, their retarded, i'm pretty sure goyles a squib, they are malfoy followers (Bad Ones) doi realy have to go on
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Sirius Black
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Our BAMF of the [s]year[/s] ALL TIME! (Is not really dead)
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The Sword of Godric Gryffindor
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So freakin' awesome! EVERY WIZARD SHOULD HAVE A SWORD!!! Not a stupid stick, forget about it!
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The Magic School Bus
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A popular children's TV Show/Book Series. Not to be confused with the Knight Bus (see below). I am posting this to put an end to the rumors that this is the name of the bus that takes students to Durmstrang, it is not.
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Animagi
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Wizards who can transform into animals...crazy freakin' awesome!!!
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"The Man Who Let the Boy Live"
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A rather clever nickname for Voldemort that will likely result in the death of anyone who uses it.
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Ron-Hermione
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Pretty good
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Prefects
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Even better targets than the "Muffleduffs"
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Neville Longbottom
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Would have done it in Four Books.
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Baby Faced Childish Jerk
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What Draco Malfoy answers to...rather odd, isn't it?
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Wizard swears
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curse words or phrases in the wizarding world they are AWESOME
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Petunia Dursley
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harry's b**** of an aunt
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Victor Krum
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a triwizard champion who can not pronounce hermione (the best wizard from durmstrange was an idiot)
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Pansay Parkinsson
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Narcissa's Second in Command.
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Crucio
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causes unforgivable pain, makes u look like a fool spazzing out on the floor and it is not a nice thing to do
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Bill Weasley
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a hippie who work with stupid goblins
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The House of Awesome
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A House founded by the Whomping Willow for everyone. They accept whites, they accept blacks, they accept rebel-freedom-fighters-on-horseback. They accept asians, they accept jews, they accept anyone: and that includes YOU!
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Draco Malfoy
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Harry potter fan's favorite little prat
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a Wand
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a slick stick
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James Potter
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Too stupid to even take his wand with him.
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The Maurader's Map
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How we stalked people before Twitter.com (aka 'Stalkme.com') was invented.
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Aunt Marge
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An Obese cruel person who is related to Vernon Dursely
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harry potter 5 the movie
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what the hell were they thinking they made up half to that SH** and did not even folow the book
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Dragon Bogey's
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swear and a disgusting one
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[name censored]
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The most famous wizard of all time. So famous in fact, that his identity is being kept a secret from you muggles...not that you'd believe he existed anyway.
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Ministry of Magic
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the fools who gave JK Rowling the right to write about the Wizarding World. Major Mistake
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Ways in which Tw*l*ght ripped off Harry Potter.
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To list all the ways would overload the internet and cause it to crash...there are just too many of them.
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The Hogwarts Express
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The train that students take to Hogwarts, not to be confused with the band of the same name.
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Professor McGonagall
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the b**** who was head mistress and should have taken over for Dumbledore when he died but the idiot Snape got the job instead
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The Parselmouths
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A popular Wrock Band named after a legendary group of Wizards who could supposedly talk to Snakes. Rumors as to whether or not such Wizards ever existed are unconfirmed.
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Expecto Demento
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makes dementors only used by retards and on accident
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Molly Weasley
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a mean strict B**** of a mom to Ron and his siblings
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Unbreakable Vow
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Spit-shake. YOU CANNOT BREAK A SPITSHAKE!!!
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Hagrid
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a half giant who is very clumsey (He learned from me)
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Hufflepuffs
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No one is exactly sure what they are. They are supposedly particurally good finders. However, my friend (NYIJK10) tells me that they are just little moving targets.
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veela
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very megasupreultrafoxyhot/pretty people
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The United States of America
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Feel threatened by the possible militarization of wizard-factions and so have mobilized the air-force to shoot down any incoming owls to young American witches and wizards informing them of their gift, and their place at Hogwarts...When Hagrid was sent to Washington DC as an envoy he and his flying motorbike were shot out of the skies over the Atlantic...he only just made it back to England alive.
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Las Vegas
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The last hiding place of the Holy Grail before it was taken by Harry Potter. Destroyed in Harry's greed for power, there were no survivors.
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You Flobby Wanded Dementor Boggerer
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a very mean way to say "you squib" or "You suck"
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Dobby The House Elf
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Thought he was freed by Harry, but was actually just turned into Harry's slave over a $2 sock that Harry didn't even like. Ended up giving his life for the Boy-Wizard's selfish attempts to take over Las Vegas. He did NOT die in Malfoy Manor, as many believe, but actually escaped and lived in hiding with Elvis beneath Jones Beach before Harry hunted him down and re-enslaved him.
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Avada Kedavra
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a Unforgivable curse that if used properly can get rid of problems like annoying younger brothers
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"Did someone say Draco Malfoy?"
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The most famous words ever uttered.
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Themes Present (and presented as positive things) in Harry Potter
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Bravery, courage, loyalty, trust, honesty, love, friendship, selflessness. Etc.
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Reasons the Harry Potter books are awesome
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they are and if i listed even only one quater of the reasons the computor would crash and the internet cancelled
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A Very Potter Musical
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hilarious and cool
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Cho Chang
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a western B**** with her own song...is NOT actually Asian. Contrary to popular belief.
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Winky the House Elf
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Unemployment, grief, loss, depression, and alcoholism all rolled into one. Not a good combination. Likely commited suicide shortly before the Battle of Hogwarts. Remains never found.
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Lauren Lopez
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The REAL Draco Malfoy. Greatest actress ever to walk the face of the earth. not true deblase is
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Rumbleroar
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The Headmaster of Pigfarts....he's a lion WHO CAN TALK. And he is much cooler than Aslan.
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The Knight Bus
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Famous bus that takes Wizards across Great Britain at unbelievable speeds. So named because you'd have to be as brave as a Knight in Shining Armor to willingly ride it.
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Broomhead
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a swear to decribe tatle tales like neville
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Real Quidditch
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Played with a time limit, and with no Seekers.
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Hannah Abbott
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THAT B**** SHE STOLE NEVILLE FROM LUNA I HATE HER so i hunted her down now she goes by Hannah Montana.
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Snape-Hermione Shipper
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Seriously...what is wrong with you?
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Sirius' Motorcycle
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a motercycle triked out by ron's dad
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Edward Cullen
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what digorry became after dieing so that makes voldemort evil again
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Invisibility Cloak
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Oh the possibilities...
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Sectumsempra
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cut someone or something open. OUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHH!
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Imobulous
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spells wizards use in freeze tag
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Red Vines
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What the hell can't they do? The best snack in the world!
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The Elder swear
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the most amaizing swear ever here it is "Your Mother is a *****ing******Laura Mimsum******** Adminvenium**************Tragollaw*******Hippopautamus************* Rebublican**************** and Daniel Ratcliffe***************** With a Bucket of**************** And a Castle Far Away Where No One Can Here You **********************Soup************ With a Bucket of************** Mickey Mouse************* and A Stick of Dynamite*******Magical*********** Alakazam!!!!!!!!!!" use it and love it always
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DUST
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the greatest online game of all time try it and you might get over a harry potter obsession.... it might just add something else to share your harry potter time
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The Order of The Phoenix
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Basically just get in Harry's way as he takes down Moldyshorts. Later becomes Harry's personal Army when he overthrows the Ministry of Magic and creates a dictatorship using the Holy Grail to assert Supreme Power.
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The Holy Grail
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The Centerpoint of Harry's plan. Hidden in a secret cave beneath Las Vegas, Harry used it's infinite power to take over the Wizarding World.
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Fatalities of Harry Potter's Quest for the Grail
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Several still missing and suspected dead. Confirmed deaths include: Dobby, Mundungas, Umbridge (killed by Harry for the fun of it), Kingsley, Hugo Weasley, Fleur, Charlie, Aberforth Dumbledore, Hannah Abbott, Cho Chang, Lavender Brown, Pansay Parkinsson-Malfoy, Scorpius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy (suicide), Luna Lovegood, Xenophilius Lovegood (suicide), Minerva McGonagall, Firenze, Sybll Trelawney (Killed by Harry for predicting his doom again), Grawp (shot by Hagrid for being a waste of time), Madame Maxime (killed in violent struggle with Hagrid after telling him that killing Grawp was the wrong thing to do), Ernie MacMillian, Dean Thomas, Parvarti & Padma Patil, Sheamus Finnigan, 1,200 Ministry Members, four dozen members of the Order of the Phoenix, 82 Centaurs, 16 giants, 9 Thestrals, 119 House Elves, and the entire population of Las Vegas.
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Lord Voldemort
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and evil guy properly called "Moldywart" who can't even kill a stupid two year old
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Draco-Luna
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AVPS: FTW!!!
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Voldemorts one act of kindness
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killing digorry
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John Lennon
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The greatest musician of all time...and even wizards know it!
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The Whomping Willow
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A tree on the grounds of Hogwarts that enjoys beating up students. Also had a very successful singing career.
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Harry Potter (II)
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The second most famous wizard of all time.
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The Room of Requirement
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Can make just about everything...except for a good old sammich.
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Granger Danger
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Can mean one of two things. One: Hermione got a 98% on a test and is going on a rampage killing everything in sight. Two: you've "Fallen in love, fallen in love, fallen in love....with Hermione Granger."
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Deblase
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a person with many problems if i listed them the internet would crash and u would be sad
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Blast Ended Skank
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a deblase perfered swear (used on girls only)
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Semi-Automatic Machine Gun
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Would have been a more effective method of killing Voldemort.
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Slytherins
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Jr. Death Eaters.
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Books Ron Weasley HAS read
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The Little Engine that Could, The Cat in the Hat, Babbity Rabbity and the Cackling Stump...that's it.
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Neville and Luna
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the should have been married couple during the 19 years later part of the book but Neville married Hanna Abott instead (That B****)
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Peter Pettigrew
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a loser who turns into a rat how lame is that
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Maraders Map
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a complecated schematic that can also be used a a blanket for when you are homeless and cold
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Umbridge
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a manish girl who considers herself as "ur mama!"
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Percy Weasley
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a ministry-loving family-disowning power-hungry moron
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Harry Potter
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A midget in glasses who defeated Lord Moldywart though a combination of luck and "hiding behind the skirts of greater wizards."
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Known Butt-Trumpets
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Severus Snape, Ishmal, Stephenie Meyer, Belle 'Mary-Sue' Swan, Edward 'Gary-Stu' Cullen. George W. Bush, Attila the Hun, Mao Ze Dong, Hilary Clinton.
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Sectumrectum
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Cut the Buttox open and hurts like hell
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George Weasley
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Twin of Fred and lost his ear...... what a shame i liked that ear now what will molly pull on when she is mad
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Seekers
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Ruin the whole point of Quidditch. Just think about it for a second.
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Voldemort's Nipple
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one of the best swears of all time
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Gryffindors.
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Moronic tough guys.
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NYIJK10
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The coolest person ever (in his own mind), knows more about Harry Potter than anyone...including JK Rowling, Harry Potter himself, and President Barrack Obama.
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Peter Pettigrew
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Our Douche Bag of the [s]day[/s] ALL TIME! (IS dead Yea!!!)
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Books Hermione has never read
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Twilight, Breaking Dawn, New Moon, Eclipse...that's it.
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Hannah Montana
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i found the B**** who stole Nevvile from luvna and i going to get her
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Rufus Scrimigour
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minister of magic after fudge who never learned from his (or fudge's Mistakes)
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Gobledegook
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Goblin language (pre HP it was my own made up LAnguage that that B**** JK rowling stole from me
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Dobby's Sock
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a very intresting wizard swear
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Kreacher
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Douchebag turned BAMF. House Elf of Sirius Black and later Harry Potter. Kreacher manages to overcome being abused by Voldywart to help Harry in his quest to defeat Voldie and find the Holy Grail...oh wait, you haven't read about that part yet.
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