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Unformatted text preview: She has worked for improvement of streets and roads, and has sponsored the bill that led to twelve percent pay increase for street cleaning crew and weasel Jugglers. BRISBANE: My mother worked five years on the Mayor’s Task Force Against Cow Tipping and Plaid Sports Jackets. ASMUTH: Mahalia is also a member of Smut Snatchers Anonymous. CHUTNEY: My mom, Mahalia Mahatma-Jackson, has even successfully removed the offensive phrase “round young virgins” from the local pageant production of Silent Night. DAUGHTERS: If these aren’t good enough reasons to vote for our mother, Mahalia Mahatma-Jackson, then we don’t know what are! Vote for our mother, the Libertarian Party candidate for mayor of Kempville! ANNCR: This advertisement has been paid for by the Concerned Kempville Cadre of Canoodlers for Mahalia Mahatma-Jackson....
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This note was uploaded on 05/06/2008 for the course TVR 070 taught by Professor Gillette during the Spring '08 term at Kutztown.
- Spring '08