Gong 06 Blonde island

Gong 06 Blonde island - Nathanael Gong, 16 Student, Chinese...

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Nathanael Gong, 16 Student, Chinese Languages: English Hermosa Beach, CA 4/15/08 Blonde Joke – Stranded on an Island Three women, a brunette, and redhead, and a blonde are stranded on a desert island in the Pacific Ocean. There is no food or way of surviving for an extended about of time. The mainland, however, is only ten miles away. Knowing that they face certain death if they stay there, the redhead decides to try to swim to safety. She swims three miles, gets tired, then drowns. The other two islanders are obviously dismayed; however, the brunette knows that she has to at least try to swim to safety. “I’m stronger than that weak redhead; if anybody has a chance of making it off this island, its me.” Having said this, she sets off. She swims and swims, passing the redheads three mile mark. However at around seven miles, she tires out, and unable to stay afloat, drowns. The blonde is now left all alone. “I guess I may as well try too,” she said. She starts to swim. One mile, two miles, three miles… before she knows it, she is nine miles away
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