Gong 13 Blonde cow tree

Gong 13 Blonde cow tree - Nathanael Gong, 16 Student,...

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Nathanael Gong, 16 Student, Chinese Languages: English Hermosa Beach, CA 4/20/08 Blonde Joke – Cow in the Tree A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead decide to try to steal a farmer’s watermelons. Ripe and juicy, these fruits are delicious and known throughout the neighborhood for their delicious taste. A couple boys had always stolen these watermelons and were revered through the school for their audacity. After a while, these three girlfriends got together and wondered why they could not steal the fruits themselves. They made a plan and when the appointed day came, they three met, all dressed in black. They stealthily crept through the fields while the farmer snored in his house. Alas, if it were not for the farmer’s trusty hounds, they three probably would have gotten away with their act. However, woken by the intruder’s footsteps and their poignant perfume, the dogs started barking up a racket. The three girls fled into the trees bordering the fields as the gruff old farmer and his dogs came out. When the dogs stopped at the tree the brunette had
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This note was uploaded on 09/10/2008 for the course ARLT 100 taught by Professor Thompson during the Spring '07 term at USC.

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