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Unformatted text preview: Top Ten Things About Crushing UVA 10. Ruining the Sea of Orange. We actually respect UVA for going all-orange instead of all-blue. That shows guts. It says, “Screw you guys, we will wear a shared color because this is our stadium and we rule it!” Unfortunately, it doesn’t work when your alumni sell one-third of your tickets to Tech fans. Under such a scenario it becomes an orange and maroon Lane Stadium East. We would declare bankruptcy before selling a ticket to a visitor. 9. Getting to work an hour early Monday to decorate your coworkers’ offices with three duffle bags worth of Hokie crap. 8. Replying to all those “Chris Long will dominate the game” emails with: “Please provide status update by COB today. Thanks.” 7. Taking a photo of your friend’s car with the newly installed Va. Tech license plate 7....
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This note was uploaded on 03/18/2008 for the course ENGL 1105 taught by Professor Skholloway during the Spring '08 term at Virginia Tech.
- Spring '08