THE THREE LITTLE PIGS - THE THREE LITTLE PIGS JUDGE SHEEP...

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THE THREE LITTLE PIGS JUDGE SHEEP - Mr. Wolfe you're on trial today for attempted murder, breaking and entering and assault. [ opens curtains to reporter outside courtroom ] [ cue law & order theme song ] [ cue spotlight ] REPORTER - The notorious Big Bad Wolf as we all know, takes the stand today in his own defense, this has both shocked and put the media into a frenzy. A wolf accused of eating mother pig, injuring lenny and kenny pig and last but not least assaulting and attempting to eat claire pig. This criminal trial is to be followed by a civil trial brought by all three surviving Pigs. [ cut spotlight ] [close curtains] [ opens curtains to courtroom ] MR. WOLFE - Everybody knows the story of the three little pigs, [cue suspenseful music ] or at least they think they do. But i'll let you in on a little secret. Nobody knows the real story because nobody has ever heard my side of the story. The REAL story. 3 LITTLE PIGS - Objection!!! JUDGE SHEEP- Overruled! (hits gavel) [cue “gavel banging sound effect”] MR.WOLFE - thank you your honor, as I was saying. I’m Alexander T. Wolfe, but you can call me Al. now, I don't know exactly how this whole “Big
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Bad Wolf thing started, but you got it all wrong. I assume it's because of our diet? It's not my fault wolves are known for eating cute little animals ( glances at the little pigs ) That's just the way we are. But like I was saying the whole thing is ridiculous. The real story is about a sneeze and a cup of sugar. ( confused murmurs from jury ) [ cue “crowd chatter sound effect” ] JUDGE SHEEP - Order! Order! [ cut “crowd chatter sound effect” ] MR.WOLFE - Yes it's true JUDGE SHEEP - Remember, you are under oath Mr. wolfe MR.WOLFE - ( nods and proceeds ) ( opens briefcase revealing a small chipped teacup ) This Is The Real Story. [ strolls back and forth across courtroom] Way back once upon a time, about two weeks ago. I was making cake for my dear old granny. I had a terrible sneezing cold. I ran out of sugar, so I decided to walk down the street to my neighbour who happens to be a pig .
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