entertainment speech

entertainment speech - Informative The 4 signs you've had...

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Informative The 4 signs you’ve had enough to drink Intro: Sloshed, plastered, wasted, trashed, two sheets to the wind; these all mean the same thing… drunk. Being college students, especially Cornellians, it is very common for any and all of us to witness and/or participate in drunken activities and general drunkenness. Whether watching a roommate make an ass out of himself or blowing off some steam yourself, drunkenness has become a common thing in our lives. However, the line between drunk and too drunk is a very thin line, and very few actually know how to walk that line. Now you might be wondering how to tell you’re drunk. Are there signs to watch for? The answer is yes. Today I’m here to inform you of four telltale signs that you’ve had enough to drink, an inability to maintain a standing position or walk in a straight line, the beer jacket, the drunk dial, and the inability to say certain words and phrases. Main points : The first telltale sign is an inability to maintain a standing position or walk in a straight line. I’m sure you’ve all witnessed this on many occasions. The guy standing next to you keeps leaning over to one direction, never quite being able to stay upright. Or maybe it’s the girl in stilettos
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