FIL 14 CONYO JOKES - Section 1 Introduction What is CONYO nga ba The word conyo came from the Kastila word co\u00f1o na ang meaning talaga is like the

FIL 14 CONYO JOKES - Section 1 Introduction What is CONYO...

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Section 1: IntroductionWhat is CONYO nga ba?
1. Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa”. ex. “Let’s make pasok na to our class!” “Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!” “Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore! It’s in Bel pa, you know?” 2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “diba” and “eh” in your pangungusap. ex. “I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it’s like, so eew, diba?” “What ba, stop nga being maarte noh?” “Eh as if you want naman also, diba?” 3. When making describe a whatever, always say “It’s SO pang-uri!” Ex. “It’s so malaki, you know, and so mainit!” “I know right? So sarap nga, eh!” “You’re making me inggit naman.. I’ll make bili nga my own burger.” 4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation “dude”, ‘tsong” or “pare” ex. “Dude, QMT is so hirap, pare.” “I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in LT 1, eh”

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