Christian Contreras feces.docx - Christian Contreras Ms Thayer 7th Language Arts Final Draft I sprinted around time square yelling \u201cI got the job I

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Christian ContrerasMs. Thayer7thLanguage ArtsFinal DraftI sprinted around time square yelling “I got the job! I got it!”I’m very excited because I was accepted to work at the largest paper company in the United States, Unicorn Paper Inc.! I would now be able to get off the streets and get an apartment for myself.I hope my coworkers can get past the fact that I’m a monkey. All of my friends eventually got over the fact that i’m not human. At first everyone asks me question questions like “How are you speaking?”Or “Do you have superpowers?”It gets me really angry and I take out my frustration out on them. In result, I have 278 felonies. All of them are assaults. Now, I’m trying to control my anger I’m going to have a new start, and I can’t wait!The next, I got up at 4:30 A.M. One part of me wanted to be awake and ready for my first day of work but another part of me wanted to stay in the dumpster and sleep until 3 o’clock in the afternoon like every other day. I did what I thought was best for me and got up. I was about to go to the side of the road to wait for my friend, Francis, to pick me up in his taxi, but then I realized, I couldn’t go to work naked! I was really worried, but then I recalled that I knew everyone onthe street! I then strolled to Clint Biggums Suit Superstore and I said “Clint, I need
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  • Fall '15
  • Berkley
  • Biology, Work, Francis, Clint, Skipper, Unicorn Paper Inc, Dequan

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