Satire assignment.pdf - To Keep Crime Away Of all the things to blame crimes people commit we need to blame it all on what the offender used to enact

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To Keep Crime Away Of all the things to blame crimes people commit, we need to blame it all on what the offender used to enact upon the crime. If we take away the guns people use to murder others then there won’t ever be another murder in the world. And once we disassemble all the cars in the world, there will never be a drunk driver on the roads again. Oh and you know those sacks or plastic bags we use for everyday use? We ought to burn them all to prevent thieves from stealing our things. Now we might need an entire year of crime to see what objects people used to commit crimes, but it’s ok. We already take so long to make laws against crimes so it wouldn’t
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  • Fall '18
  • Jennifer Dodd
  • criminal law, theft, robbery

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