EARS MONOLOGUE.doc - EARS MONOLOGUE A young man approaches a girl he fancies who happens to be reading a book Ah You can read I mean you are reading

EARS MONOLOGUE.doc - EARS MONOLOGUE A young man approaches...

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EARS MONOLOGUE: A young man approaches a girl he fancies who happens to be reading a book: Ah! You can read... I mean, you are reading. Sorry. It's nice to see people reading. Not a lot of people read these days. People prefer to... hear. But all this 'hearing' is just reading for lazy people. Kids today should be prepared to pick up a book, and not just go around the whole time with all these modern... ears. Sometimes I just wanna rip people's ears off and say 'Read a book, for God's sake!'... Well, actually I'd probably say 'Read a book' first and then rip their ears off,
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Unformatted text preview: otherwise they wouldn't hear me, hehehe... Actually, I probably wouldn't rip their ears off at all, I'm not a violent person. I like ears! Especially women ears, they're my favorite. I don't mean I collect them or anything! I don't have a big bucket of women ears hidden away somewhere. No, No, No, I'm not after your ears really. Not that there's anything wrong with your ears! You know if I was some kind of mad ear person, your ears would be the pride of my... ear bucket....
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