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Team 2AC-PorageHi my name is Karla and our resolution is that USFG should substantially regulate the temperature of porridge.Definitions:A. substantially- of considerable amount (dictionary.com) B. regulate- to control or direct by rule (dictionary.com)C. Porridge- a food made of oatmeal, or some other meal or cereal, boiled to a thick consistencyin water or milk. (dictionary.com)Harms:A. Unregulated Porridge causes EbolaDue to the temperature regulation issues a temperature difference in unregulated porridge leads to Ebola as proven by the ECIA the Ebola Causes Investigation AgencyB. Unregulated porridge will take over the worldUnder conditions when porridge is unregulated it has the ability to rise up and take over the world“The reason earth is the only planet with life on it is because porridge took over the other planets before coming to earth” this explanation if from Dr. Michael Smith who is head of the Planet Investigation Society.C. unregulated porridge leads to break-ins Why was the bear’s house broken into? It was because of unregulated porridge which led to bears to go on a walk giving the thief a perfect opportunity to rob them.In fact “Porridge messes with your head, unregulated porridge causes you to leave your home which is the number one cause of break-ins” stated and proven by Fredrick Scrumeinratch German scientist. Plan: to use the current Aliens that are residing on earth to regulate porridge with their heat and freeze rays on their ships.Mandate-all porridge must be regulated. The aliens will heat the porridge with their heat rays for 4-5 minutes and then cool for 1-2 minutes. Agency-Federation of Porridge Regulation
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Enforcement-ElvesFunding-no additional funding will be required since the Aliens are willing to do this for free, they have unlimited heat and freeze rays on their ships, (can turn anything into gold)Advantages:1.Less Ebola“If we regulate porridge we shall see significantly less Ebola” Stated by Dr. Ralph Cristordorphilaverson.2.Porridge will not take overPorridge cannot take over if it is unregulated proved by Dr. Stephans member of Porridge Investigation Agency3. . Not as many robberiesLess porridge means less robberies as shown by the Causes of Robbery AssociationIn conclusion Vote for the Resolution. Thank You.
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