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American jokes She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower. A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon. A banker fell over board from a boat. His friends couldn't find a life preserver.  One asked, "Can you float alone?" Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change. She was just a moonshiners daughter but I love her still. Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares! Yo momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonalds! Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged. Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project. You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
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