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AVIATION HUMOUR This really happened - no kidding! A few weeks ago on a flight to Milan, Italy, my purser comes up to the flight deck laughing her head off. Because of some seat shuffling that had occurred back in Economy, one of the flight attendants was having to search for a passenger that had ordered a vegetarian meal. After spotting a likely suspect, she asked the gentleman, "Excuse me, are you a vegetarian??" "Oh no," he replied, "I'm Jordanian." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A man telephoned an airline ticket office in Miami and asked, "How long does it take to fly to  Boston?" The clerk said, "Just a minute." ""Thank you," the man said and hung up. While taxiing to the runway, the airliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the  gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight  attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the flight attendant, "and it  took us a while to find a new pilot. The weather was awful. The flight was way behind schedule. A passenger was giving the gate  agent a hard time, complaining about everything. The agent remained cool, polite and smiling.  After the obnoxious passenger had been checked in, the next passenger complimented the  agent on her polite behavior, "No problem" said the agent, "this guy is going to New York and his  bag is going to Paris." After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the  business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride." The great airliner ran into some particularly nasty weather. The passengers, certain they were  going to crash and die, screamed in terror as the plane was pummeled by wind, rain, hail and  lightning. At the height of the storm, a young woman jumped up and exclaimed, "I can't take this anymore!  I can't just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die, let me at  1
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least die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like a  woman?" A hand is raised in the back, and a muscular man starts to walk up to her seat. As he  approaches her, he takes off his shirt. She can see the man's muscles even in the poor lighting  of the plane. He stands in front of her, shirt in hand and says to her, "I can make you feel like a  woman before you die. Are you interested?" Eagerly, she shakes her head and exclaims, "Yes!"  The man hands her his shirt and says, "Here, iron this." Flight Attendant PAs     "Welcome aboard XYZ Airlines Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the 
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This note was uploaded on 11/28/2009 for the course AVIATION 4676 taught by Professor Timsherwood during the Spring '09 term at 東京国際大学.

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