Unformatted text preview: Need I say more? 9. Beds of nails (and it’s not like you can actually sleep under the sheets) 8. The lack of sleep. Doctors recommend 10 to 12 hours a day. On average, I’d say they get about four. Maybe. 7. Plebe chemistry. The reaction of plebes and chemistry yields misery 6. If you’re a firstie, it’s the sheer realization of the fact that you still have seven months to spend on the USS Bancroft. Sucks for you. 5. With super cool, super comfortable, easily maintainable white uniforms, who’d ever want to wear anything else? No shorts, no swim trunks, no flippy floppies…. 4. If YOU had to trek approximately 1.5 miles to retrieve your lab goggles, you’d be cranky too. 3. SMT, for those without the pleasure of a social (and by social, I mean access to hard liquor and the rough morning following) life. 2. Too much time to reflect while on watch. 1. The pervasive feeling you were supposed to be somewhere… 20 minutes ago....
View Full Document
- Spring '10
- Calculus, Figure It Out, Distilled beverage, Ben Stein, Sour cream, USS Bancroft, Beef Stroganoff