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Unformatted text preview: Credits: Everyone who has contributed to this masterpiece of badassery over on Seelvorfanfiction. http://uk.groups.yahoo.com/group/seelvorfanfiction Note: A few entries have been renumbered from their original submissions to fix duplicate entry numbers and/or chronological errors. Unnumbered entries have been assigned numbers based on when they were submitted and to best fit into the surrounding story. The Most Private Journal of Auror Captain Harry James Potter »»»» ENTRY #1 My dear Harry, I know I already said it, but I'll say it again: Congratulations to your Outstanding NEWTs! I knew you could do it. I'm so proud of you! Now, since I won't be around to talk to you as much as I'd like to, I hope you'll talk to this diary instead, hopefully thinking of me while you do it. I have charmed it so that it will record anything you say if you tap it with your wand and say an activation phrase. (Details for that are on a separate parchment, but you can also write in it yourself.) It will add the entry numbers by itself so you don't have to worry about them. And of course nobody else will be able to read it. But don't think this will get you out of talking to me! Remember: The less you talk, the more I nag! OK? Anyway, I just wanted to say... thank you. For... for everything. With love from, Hermione PS. Please don't tell Ron about this. He would not understand and I really don't want to see - er, have another row with him about this. »»»» ENTRY #2 Er... I really have no idea what to say here. Note to self: Have to remind Hermione that this is a journal. A *journal*. Not a... *diary*. And to say thank you for this thoughtful gift. »»»» ENTRY #4 Found this small book in a hidden corner of Flourish: "What Witches Might Want to Wear for Their Wizard," by D. Soo, and immediately thought of Hermione. It supposedly has a lot of tips and ideas how girls can.... "enhance" their clothing. And since she has this penchant for "special" underwear... I hope she likes it. »»»» ENTRY #6 Gave Hermione her present this morning. Got a HermiHug(FM) in return and didn't see her again until dinner. For some reason, she seemed very embarrassed and refused to get up afterwards. Then when she did... Seems she's already read through the book and - being Hermione - tried something. Wow. I've never seen anyone flashing her behind... like THAT. * HermiHug is a FicMark (FM) by Seel'vor. »»»» ENTRY #437 After a row with Ron (i.e. Ron threw a tantrum after accusing Hermione of acting like a "scarlet woman") over Wizarding office wear, Hermione's switched from the typical unadorned black robe of the legal department into a crisp white blouse and black knee-length skirt, with a black cloak over it....
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This note was uploaded on 04/12/2010 for the course ENGL 1175 taught by Professor Luongthedung during the Spring '10 term at Hanoi University of Technology.
- Spring '10