''Oh, Shite...'' by Seel'vor

''Oh, Shite...'' by Seel'vor - Authors Note: Inspired by...

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Author’s Note: Inspired by and dedicated to Old-Crow. During a review of “Missing; presumed. .. Missing”, Old-Crow suggested that Ron be dropped in shit. So, I pondered. .. for about ten seconds. Then this came to me: The plan seemed to be working. At least, that’s what Ron Weasley thought as he watched Hermione run out of the common room after looking at him and Lavender engaged in some heavy petting on the couch. While he was enjoying the blonde’s attention, he knew she wasn’t the one he really wanted. Instead, he wanted to tap Hermione’s virginity and take her as his own. While Lavender was hot, Hermione was cute and brainy, and would make sure he passed his NEWT exams next year. As she stomped out of the common room, he smiled into Lavender’s mouth as he carried on kissing her. Harry watched as Hermione bolted out of the common room, and rolled his eyes. Once again , Ron was being an arse. He excused himself from speaking to Sloper and headed out after Hermione. He found her in the first unlocked classroom he tried. She was sitting on the teacher’s desk, alone except for a small ring of twittering yellow birds circling her head, which she had clearly just conjured out of midair. Harry could not help admiring her spell-work at a time like this. Oh, hello, Harry.” she said in a brittle voice. “I was just practicing.” Yeah. .. they’re. .. er. .. really good. ..” said Harry. He had no idea what to say to her. He was just wondering whether there was any chance that she had not noticed Ron, that she had merely left the room because the party was a little too rowdy, when she said, in an unnaturally high-pitched voice, “Ron seems to be enjoying the celebrations.” Er. .. does he?” said Harry. Don’t pretend you didn’t see him.” said Hermione. “He wasn’t exactly hiding it, was he?” Harry shook his head. “No. .. no, he wasn’t. However, I have a question for you.” Shoot.” Why does this bother you so much?”
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You know the answer to that, Harry.” Remind me.” It’s because. .. well, it’s not fair on Lavender, for starters. Second, it’s bloody pitiful.” Language, Hermione.” Don’t start.” She said, sending the birds back to the ether she’d created them from. “It just. .. it gets on my nerves when people play stupid games like this. When they’re trying to do it to me ...” Harry stepped forward, wrapping her in a tight hug. “Hermione. .. ignore him. He’s being an arse. You know he’s being an arse, and I know he’s being an arse. Lavender’s a big girl. She’ll figure it out soon enough.” Hermione huffed for a moment before relaxing into Harry’s chest. “I just wish there was a way to straighten him out.” Yeah. ..” Harry pressed a kiss to the top of her head. “Let’s just leave him be, Hermione. He’s dropping himself into the shit each time he. ..” He trailed off as Hermione’s head popped up, her eyes bright with an idea. “Okay.
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