Readers Digest Best Jokes

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Unformatted text preview: RDI PRINT & PUBLISHING LTD. MUMBAI Best Jokes This booklet is offered free of cost to select readers of Reader’s Digest. It cannot be sold by any party, nor displayed in any bookshop, stall or retail outlet, nor used for any commercial purpose whatsoever. Published in India by Ashok Mahadevan for RDI Print and Publishing Ltd from (Regd Office) Orient House, Adi Marzban Path, Mumbai 400 001 and printed by him at Manipal Press Limited, Manipal. Preface L aughter the best medicine is a term coined by Readers Digest and we deliver small doses in every issue of the magazine. But we sometimes need an extra-large booster to get into really great shape, and this book a collection of the best jokes from all over is it. This book is guaranteed to keep you in good humour for a long time to come. But dont keep its benefits to yourself tell them to your family, friends and colleagues. Youll become their favourite physician. Laser Typesetting by Aqeel Associates, Mumbai 400 011. Phones : 2309 0621 / 2301 0452 T hree lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference. At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers bought only one ticket between them. How are you going to travel on a single ticket? asked a lawyer. Wait and watch, answered one of the engineers. When they boarded the train, the lawyers took their seats, but the three engineers crammed into a toilet and closed the door behind them. Shortly after the train started, the ticket collector arrived. He knocked on the toilet door and asked, Ticket please. The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The ticket collector took it and moved on. Seeing this, the lawyers decided to the same thing on the return trip. So when they got to the station, they bought only one ticket. To their astonishment, the engineers didnt buy any. How are you going to travel without a ticket? asked one of the perplexed lawyers. Wait and watch, answered an engineer. In the train, the three engineers crammed into a toilet and the three lawyers into another nearby. Soon after the train started, one of the engineers got out of the toilet and walked to one where the lawyers were hiding. He knocked on the door and said, Ticket, please. ef M aid: What do you want, sir? Visitor: I want to see your master. Maid: Whats your business, please? Visitor: There is a bill... Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village... Visitor: Which I have to pay him... Maid: And he returned this morning. J J J M en who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts. wqw A foreign tourist hired a guide to take him around Delhi and Agra. At the Red Fort at Delhi, he admired the architecture and asked how many years it took to build....
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