Quantitative Bus Analysis - Creativity Contest

Quantitative Bus - So the mate gets him the red pants and then asks why The captain says he has been stabbed in the leg and he does not want the

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Quantitave Business Analysis Yu 01/24/2008 Creativity Contest There once was a great sea Captain of a famous pirate ship. One day he and his crew are sailing along when they come upon an English ship. The Captain orders the men to attack the ship and so they do. During the battle the captain gets stabbed in the arm and tells his mate to go get him a red shirt. The mate asks why and the captain says because my arm is bleeding and I don’t want the enemy to see that I am injured. The next day the pirates come upon another English ship and the Captain orders his men to attack. During the battle the captain gets stabbed in the leg and he orders his mate to get him some red pants.
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Unformatted text preview: So the mate gets him the red pants and then asks why. The captain says he has been stabbed in the leg and he does not want the enemy to see that he is injured. The next day the pirates are sailing along with their captain all dressed in red and they see in the horizon fifty English ships headed right for them. The captain tells his mate to grab him some brown pants and the mate asks why. The captain replies, “I done crapped me pants and I don’t want the enemy to see that I’ve done it....
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