Unformatted text preview: So the mate gets him the red pants and then asks why. The captain says he has been stabbed in the leg and he does not want the enemy to see that he is injured. The next day the pirates are sailing along with their captain all dressed in red and they see in the horizon fifty English ships headed right for them. The captain tells his mate to grab him some brown pants and the mate asks why. The captain replies, “I done crapped me pants and I don’t want the enemy to see that I’ve done it....
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