David DeAngelo - All Great Cocky Comedy & Cocky & Funny Pickup Lines

David DeAngelo - All Great Cocky Comedy & Cocky & Funny Pickup Lines

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Unformatted text preview: Sheet1 Page 1 Hey fellas now here it comes Type your COCKY & FUNNY lines here in (other PICKUP LINES are also welcome, ofcourse and !!RENAME!! the ver.nr. behind the file to a !new version number!. If you dont add something to the file, DON'T RENAME ANYTHING, just leave THE NEWEST FILE (version number) you can find in your share and !DELETE THE OLDER ONES!. ALWAYS TYPE YOUR STUFF ONLY TO THE !NEWEST VERSION FILE! YOU CAN FIND HERE. P.s. allways put the file on RELEASE status so it can spread very good. Add the "########" Line the NEW "vers. nr." (v1.1... v1.25... v1.39...) the "PLACE" a "DESCRIPTION" (if needed) and "THE LINE" if you want "YOUR INITIALS" or "NAME" please use the following form of doing this: ############################################################################ v1.01 baker's shop (or any other Shop or store) allways ask what does this cost and then say DAMN THATS VERY EXPENSIVE!!! ofcourse in a OVERLY SARCASTIC and DRAMATIC way, dont know why, but the Girls allways start to giggle at this moment and love this, Sheet1 Page 2 then you can ask what hers favorite and then buy the complete opposite of what she said *gg, thats great (if you make the wh by MCM ########################################################################### v1.02 Hair stylist say to your hair stylist at any point if she washes your hair or something DAMN your Hands are ICE COLD !!! at this point she always start to complain NOO THEY ARE NOT COLD BLA BLA BLA ... then you just GRAB her Hand look her in the eyes (smile lightley) and say Ofcourse they are! i hope i'll get some discount for this... and grin ( by John from Georgia ########################################################################### v1.03 DAVID DEANGELO OPENERS ====================== You: Hey, can I ask you a question? She: Sure! You: Are you single? She: Why? You: Well, I know someone who I think would REALLY find you attractive. He's nice, funny, interesting... and I think you might like him. (smile in a knowing way) - Do you have email?----------- You: Hey, can I ask you a quick question? She: Sure! You: Are you single? She: Why? You: Well & I know someone who I think would REALLY like you and if you're single then you should consider having coffee with him. (smile in a knowing way)----------- YOU: "Hey, can I ask you a quick question?" [leaning back and playing it cool, talking cool and slow] HER: "Sure" YOU" [pause pause pause for suspense] Are you single? [stone cold straight face] HER: Well, um... YOU: I'll take that as a yes... [nodding, sly smile] HER: [Laugher] YOU: Well, I just happen to know someone that I think might really like you... if you're more than just a pretty face, that is... He's funny, has great taste, and I think you'd like him... I'd love to sit down and get your life story, but I'm on my way somewhere... do you have email? [very cool, calm tone of voice] HER: Yes. Sheet1 Page 3 YOU: Great... [takes out pen]... write it down for me, and I'll have, uh [clears throat]YOU: Great....
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David DeAngelo - All Great Cocky Comedy & Cocky & Funny Pickup Lines

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