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Unformatted text preview: Dear Lord, please keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth... Amen., Have you ever just looked at someone and automatically felt annoyed? , By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass!, I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you., Alcohol doesn't make you fat... it makes you Lean... on tables, chairs & random ugly people. , As I get older I think I am developing more patience. Turns out I just don't give a SHIT! , If someone seriously wants to be part of you life: They will seriously make an effort to be in it., I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me, you're one of them. , The great thing about living in a small town is...if I don't know what i'm doing someone else does! , Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less ., I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right., I wouldn't have to be such a smartass if you weren't such a dumbass. I wouldn't have to be such a smartass if you weren't such a dumbass....
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- Fall '07