All About Nothing
(The Story of My Life)
Perhaps the most important thing that has happened in my life is the fact
nothing really big or important has ever happened in my life.
For example, my
still happily married, and nobody really close to me has evr died.
All of this is
unfortunate, I am sure, because
if one of these things had happened I would have
able to find a topic for this very essay which I am writing very easily, and would
had such a hard time getting this
essay in to my teacher on time.
Nor have I
little kitten from a tree, which when I think about it is really unfortunate
because then not
only would I have had a topic, but I might also have gotten my picture in the
"Hillsborough Beacon," or even in the "Somerset Messenger Gazette," which, in the
of those in the news paper business, is the 'big time.'
But there is little point
mentioning these things, because they have not happened, and thus, I am left
could try to fool you with some far out, totally unbelievable story about how I was
in a car
wreck involving at least two dozen cars, including the president's limousine, and
despite having broken two legs, an arm, in addition to various other body parts too
numerous to mention, I managed to drag myself out of the wrecked car (A job for the
Jaws of Life, for sure, had it been any other person but me in that car), and then
managed to haul all of the other survivors, among them the president himself, out
cars, and to safety, only moments before a small fire that was caused by the crash