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Unformatted text preview: dumping it in the crack in the floor to get rid of it. Then one day Peter came along and seemed real interested in it so I gave it to him. Peter then got real and started to trash the place so Aunt Polly came in and asked me what I did. I told her nothing but she saw the teaspoon and wrapped me on the head with a thimble. Then she asked Now, sir, what did you want to treat that poor dumb beast so for? and I told her I did out of pity didnt have a aunt she wanted to know what that had to do with it and I said Heaps. Because if hed a had one shed a burnt him out herself! Shed a roasted his bowels out of him thought any more feeling than if he was a human! Then she felt sorry for me and left....
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- Spring '11