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Unformatted text preview: the best looking man in the land! Ethal was thrilled at the news. Although she was self educated, she had channeled her loneliness and other self nullifying behaviors into rigorous study. She was about to spring up and volunteer to compete, but then the thought of losing stopped her. After all my fathers been through, she said aloud, his heart wouldnt stand such a loss. Suddenly, the horse that was devouring oats beside her opened its mouth and spoke. Self doubt will be the death of you, Ethel! You should cultivate a devil may care attitude! Ethel was so shocked to hear the horse speak that she promptly signed up and sailed through the preliminaries. During the sudden death rounds, she beat a pig faced duchess named Lila because of her comprehensive knowledge of the hyphen. Ethel won the Grammar A Thon, married the Prince of Wydelia, and lived happily ever after. Moral: Hyphen-Savvy=Happy Endings...
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- Summer '09