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Unformatted text preview: wonderful transfer of germs, I get to walk behind him or her to receive the blood of Christ. Who cares that he or she blows their nose and has not been to work in three weeks, ITS CHURCH, everything will be fine. For years I have been told not to drink after others, but wait. . The church has figured it out. This white precious linen cloth that has been wiping all the fluids from everyone in the precession is a modern day flu shot. Not only does in reapply everyone elses germs to the sacred chalice rim but gives you that extra satisfaction in knowing that I am receiving the Lords blood, after numerous people have been using it as Scope, and will be free of the H1N1 virus due the remarkable white cloth that cleanses it all. It is the center for our faith and destroys all things bad in our life, and for all these reasons it kills me that more and more so called practicing Catholics do not flock in each and every Sunday....
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- Spring '08
- Business Law