Help Wanted - You must know how to fly. This poem reminds...

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Help Wanted By Timothy Tocher Santa needs new reindeer. The first bunch has gotten old. Dasher has arthritis; Comet hates the cold. Prancer's sick of staring at Dancer's big behind. Cupid married Blitzen and Donner lost his mind. Dancer's mad at Vixen for stepping on his toes. Vixen's being thrown out-- she laughed at Rudolph's nose. If you are a reindeer we hope you will apply. There is just one tricky part:
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Unformatted text preview: You must know how to fly. This poem reminds me how every year my dad teases me that something like this is going to happen, and then we wont get any Christmas presents. My dad would also like this poem because for some reason he has something against Vixen. So this poem kind of reminds me of all of our fun Christmases we have had together. Picture on another page...
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This note was uploaded on 03/20/2011 for the course ENGLISH 001 taught by Professor Zao during the Spring '11 term at DeVry Plano.

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