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Unformatted text preview: these individuals that I find myself fantasying about Zeus himself descending on a angry, cartoon-like “frowny-cloud of suffering,” hurtling powerful anti-hallway-clogging-idiot lightning bolts with devastating accuracy and without mercy at those who have so often offended the innocent just trying to make their way to class. Now, that would be true vengeance, and, I my most humble opinion, the only way to justly deal with the problem. As you might have noticed, nothing else works on these land-dwelling manatees. I’ve tried it all; clearing your throat, the annoyed scoff, the stiff shoulder to the backpack, curling up into a ball on the floor and sobbing quietly to myself… Nothing works on these sincerely incompetent, clueless individuals. Or rather, packs of individuals. I guess it’s hard to block an entire hallway off all by yourself. -Perry Blazian...
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This note was uploaded on 03/28/2011 for the course POLITICAL 110 taught by Professor Monson during the Spring '11 term at BYU.
- Spring '11