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Unformatted text preview: no more speeches. _____ 5. U.S. Senator Tom Coburn says that lesbianism is rampant in the Oklahoma schools. This must indeed be true, because surely the senator couldnt be mistaken about the schools in his own home state. _____ 6. There are more churches in New York City than in any other city in the nation, and more crimes are committed in New York City than anywhere else. So, if we are to eliminate crime, we must abolish the churches. _____ 7. No one would buy a pair of shoes without trying them on. Why should anyone be expected to get married without premarital sex? _____ 8. We dont dare let the animal rights activists get her foot in the door. If they sell us on the idea that dogs, cats, and dolphins have rights, next it will be chickens and cows. That means no more chicken Kiev or prime rib. Next it will be worms and insects. This will lead to the decimation of our agricultural industry. The starvation of the human race will follow close behind....
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- Spring '08