Drop Dead Diva S1E02

Drop Dead Diva S1E02 - DropDeadDiva Season1Episode2 1...

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Drop Dead Diva  Season1 Episode 2 1 Deb:  See that aspiring model there? That  was me, Deb... 2 Deb:  ...until the day i died. 3 Deb:  i thought i'd go straight to heaven,  but there was a bit of a mix-up... 4 Deb:  ...and i woke up in someone else's  body. 5 Deb : So now i'm Jane, a super-busy  lawyer with my very own assistant. 6 Deb : i got a new life, a new wardrobe. 7 Deb : The only people who know what's  going on with me... 8 Deb : ...are my girlfriend, Stacy, and my  guardian angel, Fred. 9 Deb : i used to think everything happened  for a reason. 10 Deb : And, well, i sure hope i was right. 11 Jane : I used to wear entire outfits with Iess  fabric. 12 Stacy : It's a minimizer, sweetie. 13 Stacy : And the extra-wide wings wiII heIp  with the upIift. 14 Jane : I'm never gonna get used to her. 15 Stacy : You don't have to. 16 Stacy : Four words: diet, exercise, pIuck  and poIish. 17 Stacy : Now, don't move. 18 Jane : Good morning. 19 Teri : Where are you? Jane : Getting ready for work. 20 Teri : Are you okay? Jane : I'm fine, Teri. 21 1
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Teri : No, you're not. You are two hours  Iate. 22 Stacy : Your ''assistant'' can't talk to you  Iike that. 23 Jane : You can't talk to me Iike that. 24 Teri : Jane. Jane : Yes? 25 Teri : Get your ass to the office now! 26 Jane : She yeIIed at me. Stacy : What are you gonna do about it? 27 Jane : Drive really fast and apologize? 28 Stacy : Don't apologize and be careful  driving. That's what got you into this,  sweetie. 29 Stacy : Now, repeat after me. I am the  boss. 30 Stacy : I am the boss. 31 Jane : You're right. I am the boss. 32 Fred : Hey. It's been a week since you were  shot. 33 Fred : You shouId start showing up on  time. 34 Jane : I'm the boss, you're the heIp. The  heIp doesn't teII the boss what to do. 35 Fred : I'm the heIp? Jane : Your words. 36 Jane : You're my cosmic babysitter sent to  make sure I behave. 37 Jane : That makes you the heIp. 38 Teri : Lucy Tyner has been waiting in your  office. 39 Jane : Is this Iatte nonfat? Teri: What? 40 Jane : Never mind. No, I don't want the  doughnut. 41 2
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Jane : I mean, I really want the doughnut,  but I don't want the doughnut. 42 Jane : Four grams of trans-fat, 26 net  carbs. Is it reaIIy worth it? Teri. 43 Teri : It's got sprinkIes. 44 Jane : Right. That's another 80 caIories. 45 Teri : Too much taIking, not enough  waIking. 46 Teri : PIease teII me you remember Lucy's  case. 47 Teri : It goes to triaI tomorrow? 48 Teri : She was fired from her job as a  cocktaiI waitress at the Sun Bar.
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