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DON ’ T TOUCH MY JUNK Ah, the airport, where modern folk heroes are made. The airport, where that inspired ɻight attendant did what everyone who’s ever been in the spam– in a can crush of a ɻ ying aluminum tube where we collectively pretend that a clutch of peanuts is a meal and a seat cushion is a “ɻotation device”— has always dreamed of doing: Pull the lever, blow the door, explode the chute, grab a beer, slide to the tarmac and walk through the gates to the sanity that lies beyond. Not since Rick and Louis disappeared into the Casablanca fog headed for the Free French garrison in Brazzaville has a stroll on the tarmac thrilled so many. Who cares that the crazed steward got arrested, pleaded guilty to sundry charges and probably was a rude, unpleasant SOB to begin with? Bonnie and Clyde were psychopaths, yet what child of the ’60s did not fall in love with Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty? And now three months later, the newest airport hero arrives. His genius was not innovation in getting out, but in deconstructing the entire process of getting in. John Tyner, cleverly armed with an iPhone to give

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