Unformatted text preview: seen. Try to. I dare you. Yeah, didn’t think so. And secondly…he’s a total chick magnet. Think about it. You strap that badboy in the stroller and take a walk around the park and bam, you’ve got at least two dozen women crawling all over you. More importantly though, he doesn’t have a care in the world. Ethan spends his free time ripping pieces of paper for enjoyment. Do you think any sane person our age with projects to do, and speeches to write would waste time doing that? I sure don’t think so. Until he grows up, he is leading the perfect life. Without any stress in his life, his only worry is that he doesn’t run out of paper. I can guarantee that all of you right now could use a full day without worry or stress over school, or parents, or whatnot. Well, if I had a day like this with Ethan, here is how I would spend it....
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- Spring '11
- 2007 singles, Personal life, 2001 singles, Ethan, Jia Zhangke, total chick magnet