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Unformatted text preview: seen. Try to. I dare you. Yeah, didnt think so. And secondlyhes a total chick magnet. Think about it. You strap that badboy in the stroller and take a walk around the park and bam, youve got at least two dozen women crawling all over you. More importantly though, he doesnt have a care in the world. Ethan spends his free time ripping pieces of paper for enjoyment. Do you think any sane person our age with projects to do, and speeches to write would waste time doing that? I sure dont think so. Until he grows up, he is leading the perfect life. Without any stress in his life, his only worry is that he doesnt run out of paper. I can guarantee that all of you right now could use a full day without worry or stress over school, or parents, or whatnot. Well, if I had a day like this with Ethan, here is how I would spend it....
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- Spring '11