This preview shows page 1. Sign up to view the full content.
Unformatted text preview: dads not a phone! Duh! Some poser hands me a cake at a birthday partyWhat you want me to do with this, eat it? Happy birthday to the ground!I threw the rest of the cake too!Welcome to the real world, jackass! So many things to throw on the groundLike this, and this, and that. And even this.Im an adult! Two Hollywood phonys trying to give me their autograph.GROUNDDDD! Nobody wants your autograph! Phonys! Then the two phonys got up. Turns out they had a taser.And they tased me in the butt hole.I fell to the ground.The phonys didnt let up.Tasing on my butt hole, over and over.I was screaming and squirmingMy butt hole was on fire! The moral of this story is: you cant trust the system! Man!...
View Full Document
- Fall '08