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I was walkin’ through the city streetsand a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drinkRun faster. Jump Higher.Man, I’m not gonna let you poison me. I threw it on the ground!You must think I’m a joke!I ain’t gonna be part of this system! Man, pump that garbage in another man’s veins! I go to my favorite hot dog standand the dude says, “you come here all the time! Here’s one for free.”I said, “Man, what I look like, a charity case?” I took it, and threw it on the ground!I don’t need your handouts!I’m an adult!Please, you can’t buy me hot dog man! At the farmer’s market with my so-called “girlfriend”She hands me her cellphone, says it’s my dad.Man, this ain’t my dad. This is a cellphone! I threw it on the ground!What you think I’m stupid?I’m not a part of this system!My
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Unformatted text preview: dad’s not a phone! Duh! Some poser hands me a cake at a birthday partyWhat you want me to do with this, eat it? Happy birthday to the ground!I threw the rest of the cake too!Welcome to the real world, jackass! So many things to throw on the groundLike this, and this, and that. And even this.I’m an adult! Two Hollywood phonys trying to give me their autograph.GROUNDDDD! Nobody wants your autograph! Phonys! Then the two phonys got up. Turns out they had a taser.And they tased me in the butt hole.I fell to the ground.The phonys didn’t let up.Tasing on my butt hole, over and over.I was screaming and squirmingMy butt hole was on fire! The moral of this story is: you can’t trust the system! Man!...
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