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Unformatted text preview: ANATOMY Bowel components "Dow Jones Industrial Average Closing S tock Report": From proximal to distal: Duodenum Jejunum Ileum Appendix Colon S igmo Rectum Alternatively: to include the cecum, "Dow Jones Industrial Climbing Average Closing S tock Report". Bowel components "Dublin Sisters Ceramic Red Colored Jewelry Apparently Illegal":- letters of each component: Duodenum Sigmo Cecum Rectum Colon Jejunum Appendix Ileum Diaphragm apertures " holes, each with things going through it": Aortic hiatus: aorta, thoracic duct, azygous vein. Esophageal hiatus: esophagus, vagal trunks, left gastric vessels. Caval foramen: inferior vena cava, right phrenic nerve, lymph nodes. Aortic hiatus = letters = T Oesophagus = letters = T Vena cava = letters = T Duodenum: lengths of parts "Counting to but staggered": st part: inches nd part: inches rd part: inches th part: inch Liver inferior markings showing right/left lobe vs. vascular divisions There's a Hepatic "H" on inferior of liver. One vertical stick of the H is the diving line for anatomical right/left lobe and the other vertical stick is the diver for vascular halves. Stick that dives the liver into vascular halves is the one with vena cava impression (since vena cava carries blood, it's fortunate that it's the diver for blood halves). Meckel's diverticulum details inches long. feet from end of ileum. times more common in men. % occurrence in population. types of tissues may be present. Note: "di-" means "two", so diverticulum is the thing with all the twos. Murphy's point organ for Irish "Murphy was an Irishman (and Murphy is a classic Irish surname), and Ireland=green": Green organ in body is gallbladder, so Murphy's point is the gall bladder. Aorta vs. vena cava: right vs. left Aorta and right each have letters, so aorta is on the right. Vena and cava and left each have letters, so vena cava is on the left. Aortic arch: major branch order "Know your ABC'S": Aortic arch gives rise to: Brachiocephalic trunk left Common Carot left S ubclavian Beware though trick question of 'What is first branch of aorta?' Technically, it's the coronary arteries. Atrioventricular valves "LAB RAT": Left Atrium: Bicusp Right Atrium: Tricusp Axillary artery branches "S end The Lord to S ay A Prayer": From proximal to distal: S uperior thoracic Thoracacromial Lateral thoracic S ubscapular Anterior circumflex humeral Posterior circumflex humeral Axillary artery branches "S uzy Thompkins Loves S ex, Alcohol, and Pot": From proximal to distal: S uperior thoracic Thoracacromial Lateral thoracic S ubscapular Anterior circumflex humeral Posterior circumflex humeral Axillary artery branches "S crew The Lawyer S ave A Patient": S uperior thoracic Thoracoacromiol Lateral thoracic S ubscapular Anterior circumflex humeral Posterior circumflex humeral Alternatively: "S ome Times Life S eems A Pain". , System: Cardiovascular and Joe Azzopardi Not specified and Xarabank Brachial artery is medial to biceps tendon "BAMBI": Brachial Artery is Medial to Biceps In elbow. , System: Cardiovascular Christopher Jordan UAG-EDU Brachial artery: recurrent and collateral branches "I Am Pretty S exy" Inferior ulnar collateral artery goes with Anterior ulnar recurrent artery. Posterior ulnar recurrent artery goes with S uperior ulnar collateral artery. Alternatively: "I Am Pretty S mart". , System: Cardiovascular Paul's Boutique Western of Osteopathic Medicine of the Pacific Branches of Internal Iliac Artery "I Love Going Places In My Very Own Underwear": Ileolumbar Lateral sacral Gluteal (superior and inferior) Pudendal (internal) Inferior vesicle (uterine in females) Mdle rectal Vaginal Obturator Umbilical , System: Cardiovascular Joe and Betsy Sophie Davis School of Medicine Cardiac valves: order in circuit "TRI berore you BI": Tricusp valve is located in left heart and Bicusp valve is located in right heart. Blood flows through the tricusp before bicusp. , System: Cardiovascular Chris Gilbreth Cleveland Chiropractic , Kansas City Carot sheath contents "I See CC's in the IV": I See (I.C.) = Internal Carot artery = CN (Vagus nerve) CC = Common Carot artery IV = Internal Jugular Vein , System: Cardiovascular Cavernous sinus contents O TOM CAT: O TOM are lateral wall components, in order from superior to inferior. CA are the components within the sinus, from medial to lateral. CA ends at the level of T from O TOM. See diagram. Occulomotor nerve (III) Trochlear nerve (IV) Ophthalmic nerve (V) Maxillary nerve (V) Carot artery Abducent nerve (VI) T: When written, connects to the T of OTOM. , System: Cardiovascular Jonathan Vafai New York School of Medicine Coelic trunk: branches Left Hand S e (LHS): Left gastric artery Hepatic artery S plenic artery , System: Cardiovascular Dr. Harsh Sharma Descending abdominal aorta branches from diaphragm to iliacs "Prostitutes Cause S agging S wollen Red Testicles in men Living In S in": Phrenic inferior Celiac S uperior mesenteric S uprarenal mdle Renal Testicular "in men" only Lumbars Inferior mesenteric S acral , System: Cardiovascular Josser Mt. Sinai Descending abdominal aorta: seven divisions "S ometimes Intestines Get Really S tretched Causing Leakage": S uprarenals paired Inferior mesenteric Gonadal paired Renals paired S uperior mesenteric Celiac Lumbar paired , System: Cardiovascular External carot artery branches "S ome Anatomists Like F*#king, Others Prefer S & M": S uperior thyro Ascending pharyngeal Lingual Facial Occipital Posterior auricular S uperficial temporal Maxillary Alternatively: As S he Lay Flat, Oscar's Passion S lowly Mounted". , System: Cardiovascular External carot artery branches "S ister Lucy's Powdered Face Often Attracts S illy Medicos": Before entering the parot gland: S uperior thyro Lingual Posterior auricular Facial Occipital Ascending pharyngeal Ends as: S uperficial temporal and Maxillary bifurcating in the in the parot gland , System: Cardiovascular Dr. Deepu Sudhakaran Dept of Surgery, Royal Adelae Hospital External carot artery branches "S ome Angry Lady Figured Out PMS": S uperior thyro Ascending pharyngeal Lingual Facial Occipital Posterior auricular Maxillary S uperificial temporal , System: Cardiovascular External carot artery branches StApLE OPIS: S uperior thyro Ascending pharyngeal Lingual External maxillary (facial) Occipital Posterior auricular Internal maxillary S uperficial temporal , System: Cardiovascular Michael S. Florencio, DMD of Perpetual of Medicine, Las Pinas, Philippines External carot artery branches "S ome Aberdeen Ladies F#ck, Others Prefer Manual S timulation": From inferior to superior: S uperior thyro Ascending pharyngeal Lingual Facial Occipital Posterior auricular Maxillary S uperficial temporal , System: Cardiovascular External carot artery branches "S o Long For Acting Old Parenting Means S tability": S uperior thyro Lingual Facial Ascending pharyngeal Occiptal Posterior auricular Maxillary S uperficial temporal , System: Cardiovascular External carot artery branches "S ome Aggressive Lovers Find Odd Positions More S timulating": S uperior thyro Ascending pharyngeal Lingual Facial Occiptal Posterior auricular Maxillary S uperficial temporal , System: Cardiovascular External carot artery branches "S ally Ate Lots Of Fresh Produce March Through S eptember": S uperior thyro Ascending laryngeal Lingual Occipital (O before F is an extremely common variation) Facial Posterior auricular Maxillary Transverse facial S uperficial temporal , System: Cardiovascular Johns Hopkins Class of External carot artery branches "S he Lay Flacc As Olaf's Penis S lipped In": From caudal to cephalad: S uperior thyro Lingual Facial Ascending pharyngeal Occipital Posterior auricular S uperficial temporal (Internal) maxillary , System: Cardiovascular T. H. Lee UCLA School of Medicine External carot artery branches "S uzy Always Lays Flat On Pillows Making S ex Terrific": S uperior thyro Ascending pharyngeal Lingual Facial Occipital Posterior auricular Maxillary S uperificial Temporal , System: Cardiovascular Ally-Khan Somani of Toronto, Faculty of Medicine External jugular vein: tributaries PAST: Posterior external jugular vein Anterior jugular vein S uprascapular vein Transverse cervical vein , System: Cardiovascular Dalia Rashdan Ain Shams School of Dentistry Female pelvic organs' blood supply " organs, each get blood supplies": Uterus: uterine, vaginal. Rectum: mdle rectal, inferior rectal inferior rectal is the end of pudendal. Bladder: superior vesical, inferior vesical. , System: Cardiovascular Femoral artery deep branches "Put My Leg Down Please": Profundus femoris (deep femoral artery) Medial circumflex femoral artery Lateral circumflex femoral artery Descending genicular arteries Perforating arteries , System: Cardiovascular Gene Lee Emory School of Medicine Femoral hernia: epemiology FEMoral hernias are more common in FEMales. , System: Cardiovascular Femoral triangle: arrangement of contents NAVEL: From lateral hip towards medial navel: Nerve (directly behind sheath) Artery (within sheath) Vein (within sheath) Empty space (between vein and lymph) Lymphatics (with deep inguinal node) Nerve/Artery/Vein are all called Femoral. , System: Cardiovascular Andrew J. Vasil UMD School of Medicine, Duluth, MN Femoral triangle: arrangement of nerve, artery, vein VAN: From medial to lateral: Vein Artery Nerve Nerve/Artery/Vein are all Femoral. , System: Cardiovascular called Femoral triangle: contents NAVY: In order from lateral to medial: Nerve Artery Vein Y of the groin Alternatively: Y = Y-fronts male underwear. , System: Cardiovascular Heart valve sequence "Try Pulling My Aorta": Tricusp Pulmonary Mitral Aorta , System: Cardiovascular Michael Franco Melbourne , Australia Heart valves "Toilet Paper My A$$": From right to left: Tricusp Pulmonic Mitral Aortic , System: Cardiovascular Jim Colburn Indiana Medical Center Heart valves: order in circuit "First learn a Tricycle, then learn a Bicycle": Flow through Tricusp first, then Bicusp. , System: Cardiovascular Inferior vena cava tributaries "I Like To Rise S o High": Illiacs Lumbar Testicular Renal S uprarenal Hepatic vein. Think of the IVC wanting to rise high up to the heart. , System: Cardiovascular Usman Ahmad KMC Internal iliac artery: anterior branches What Bill admitted to Hilary: "I Milked Our Insatiable Intern's Udders Under the Desk": Inferior gluteal Mdle rectal Obturator Inferior vesical artery Internal pudendal artery Umbilical U/D=Uterine artery (female)/ Deferential artery (male) , System: Cardiovascular Internal iliac artery: posterior branch PILS: Posterior branch Iliolumbar Lateral sacral S uperior gluteal , System: Cardiovascular Internal jugular vein: tributaries "Medical S chools Let Confent People In": From inferior to superior: Mdle thyro S uperior thyro Lingual Common facial Pharyngeal Inferior petrosal sinus , System: Cardiovascular LaShawn A. Weaver Medical of South Carolina Liver: se with ligamentum venosum/ caudate lobe vs. se with quadrate lobe/ ligamentum teres "VC goes with VC": The Venosum and Caudate is on same se as Vena Cava posterior. Therefore, quadrate and teres must be on anterior by default. See inferior-view diagram. , System: Cardiovascular Robert O'Connor Dublin Lung lobe numbers: right vs. left Tricusp heart valve and tri-lobed lung both on the right se. Bicusp and bi-lobed lung both on the left se. , System: Cardiovascular Robert O'Connor Dublin Maxillary artery branches "DAM I AM Piss Drunk But S tup Drunk I Prefer, Must Phone Alcoholics Anonymous": Deep auricular Anterior tympanic Mdle meningeal Inferior alveolar Accessory meningeal Masseteric Pterygo Deep temporal Buccal S phenopalatine Descending palatine Infraorbital Posterior superior alveolar Mdle superior alveolar Pharyngeal Anterior superior alveolar Artery of the pterygo canal , System: Cardiovascular Imani Walker and Fareeda Ham New York of Osteopathic Medicine Portal-systemic anastomoses: main places that retroperitoneals connect into systemic RetroPeritoneals hook up with Renal and Paravertebral veins. , System: Cardiovascular Saphenous veins: path of great vs. small at malleolus "MAGdelaine has varicose veins" The saphenous veins are important for varicose veins: Medial maleolus, Anterior to maleolus, and Great saphenous go together. Then the opposites of these go together: Small saphenous is posterior to the lateral maleolus. , System: Cardiovascular Robert O'Connor Dublin Subclavian artery branches "Very Tired Indivuals S ip S trong Coffee S erved Daily": Vertebral artery Thyrocervical trunk ---Inferior thyro ---S uperficial cervical ---S uprascapular Costocervical ---S uperior intercostal ---Deep cervical , System: Cardiovascular Gene Lee Emory School of Medicine Superior thyro artery branches "May I S oftly S queeze Charlie's Girl?": Muscular Infrahyo S uperior laryngeal S ternomasto Cricothyro Glandular , System: Cardiovascular Thoracic cage: relations to the important venous structures Behind the sternoclavicular joints: the brachiocephalic veins begin. Behind the st costal cartilage on the right the superior vena cava begins. Behind the nd costal cartilage on the right the azygos vein ends. Behind the rd costal cartilage on the right the superior vena cava ends. , System: Cardiovascular Fred Re Undergrad at St-Andrews, UK Thoracoacromial artery branches "CAlifornia Police Department": Clavicular Acromial Pectoral Delto , System: Cardiovascular Michael A. Chaplin SUNY-HSCB Downstate of Medicine Thoracoacromial artery branches ABCD: Acromial Breast (pectoral) Clavicular Delto , System: Cardiovascular UCLA School of Medicine Ulnar nerve to ulnar artery and radial nerve to radial artery relations Think "peripheral nerves": The ulnar nerve is "ulnar" to the ulnar artery. Radial nerve is "radial" to the radial artery. , System: Cardiovascular Thyro: isthmus location "Rings ,, make the isthmus floor": Isthmus overlies tracheal rings ,, , System: Endocrine Robert O'Connor Dublin Thyros: relative sizes Thyro looks like a bra (see picture). Breasts are bigger in women, so thyro bigger in women. Pregnant women have biggest breasts of all, so they have the biggest thyros. , System: Endocrine Robert O'Connor Dublin Scalp layers SCALP: From superficial to deep: S kin Connective tissue Aponeurosis Loose areolar tissue Pericranium , System: Integumental Kney hilums at transpyloric plane L L- goes through hilum of only kney, and it’s the Left one. , System: Kney/Urine Ureter to ovarian/testicular artery relation "Water under the brge": The ureters (which carry water), are posterior to the ovarian/testicular artery. Clinically important, since a common surgical error is to cut ureter instead of ovarian artery when removing uterus. , System: Kney/Urine Leino- definition "Leino" rhymes with "spleen-o": Therefore leino- means something to do with the spleen. , System: Lympho Spleen: dimensions, weight, surface anatomy ",,,,,": Spleen dimensions are inch x inches x inches. Weight is ounces. It underlies ribs through . , System: Lympho Thoracic duct: relation to azygous vein and esophagus "The duck between gooses": Thoracic duct (duck) is between gooses, azygous and esophagus. , System: Lympho Thoracic duct: which half of upper body does it drain Know drains all of lower body, but was it the right or the left part of the upper body? Answer: its Lymph from the Left of the upper body. , System: Lympho Robert O'Connor Dublin Abdominal muscles "Spare TIRE around their abdomen": Transversus abdominis Internal abdominal oblique Rectus abdominis External abdominal oblique , System: Muscle Adductor magnus innervation "AM SO!": Adductor Magnus innervated by S ciatic and Obturator. , System: Muscle Robert O'Connor Dublin Anterior forearm muscles: superficial group There are five, like five digits of your hand. Place your thumb into your palm, then lay that hand palm down on your other arm, as shown in diagram. Your fingers now show distribution: spells PFPF Pronator teres Flexor carpi radialis Palmaris longus Flexor carpi ulnaris Your thumb below your fingers shows the muscle which is deep to the other four: Flexor digitorum superficialis. , System: Muscle Robert O'Connor Dublin Anterior forearm muscles: superficial group "Pimps F*ck Prostitutes For Fun": Pronator teres Flexor carpi radialis Palmaris longous Flexor carpi ulnaris Flexor digitorum superficialis , System: Muscle Rob Biceps brachii muscle: origins "You walk shorter to a street corner. You re longer on a superhighway.": Short head originates from coraco process. Long head originates from the supragleno cavity. , System: Muscle Rommel L. de los Reyes of Physical Therapy - Pamantasan ng Lungsod ng Maynila ( of the City of Manila) Bicipital groove: attachments of muscles near it "The lady between two majors": Teres major attaches to medial lip of groove. Pectoralis major to lateral lip of groove. Latissimus (Lady) is on floor of groove, between the majors. , System: Muscle Sandeep Brachioradialis: function, innervation, one relation, one attachment BrachioRadialis: Function: Its the Beer Raising muscle, flexes elbow, strongest when wrist is oriented like holding a beer. Innervation: Breaks Rule: it’s a flexor muscle, But Radial. (Radial nerve usually is for extensors: Recall BEST rule: B was for brachioradialis). Important relation: Behind it is the Radial nerve in the cubital fossa. Attachment: Attaches to Bottom of Radius. , System: Muscle Robert O'Connor Dublin Elbow: muscles that flex it Three B's Bend the elBow: Brachialis Biceps Brachioradialis , System: Muscle Elbow: which se has common flexor origin FM (as in FM Radio): Flexor Medial, so Common Flexor Origin is on the medial se. , System: Muscle Erector spinae muscles "I Love S ex": From lateral to medial: Iliocostalis Longissimus S pinalis Alternatively: "I Long for S pinach" "Sex" helps you think of "Erector", but "Long" and "Spinach" help you remember the muscles' names. , System: Muscle Michael A. Chaplin SUNY-HSCB Downstate of Medicine Erector spinae muscles "I Like S tanding": From lateral to medial Illiocostalis Longissimus S pinalis , System: Muscle Wayne Feder Erector spinae muscles: order Spinalis is on the spine (most medial). Iliocostalis is on the ribs (most lateral). And it's a Long (Longissimus) way between the spine and the ribs! , System: Muscle Nikki Stamp Student, Faculty of Medicine and Dentistry, of Western Australia Extensor expansion location in the hand The eXtensor eXpansion is on the proXimal phalynX. , System: Muscle Robert O'Connor Dublin Extrinsic muscles of tongue for pro soccer fans "Paris St. Germain's Hour": Palatoglossus Styloglossus Genioglossus Hyoglossus PSG is a French soccer team (foreign), hence extrinsic comes to mind. , System: Muscle Evren Tufan Istanbul Medical Student Eye rotation by oblique muscles "I Love S &M": Inferior oblique: Lateral eye rotation. S uperior oblique: Medial eye rotation. , System: Muscle CS Eddleman Medical Student, Texas Tech SOM Femoral triangle: boundaries "S o I May Always Love S ally": S uperiorly: Inguinal ligament Medially: Adductor longus Laterally: S artorius , System: Muscle Flexor digitorum muscles: how they insert onto fingers A little rhyme: S uperficialis S plits in two, To Permit Profundus Passing through. , System: Muscle Hip: lateral rotators "Piece Goods Often Go On Quilts": Piriformis Gemellus superior Obturator internus Gemellus inferior Obturator externus Quadratus femoris , System: Muscle Hip: lateral rotators "Play Golf Or Go On Quaaludes": From top to bottom: Piriformis Gemellus superior Obturator internus Gemellus inferior Obturator externus Quadratus femoris Alternatively: "P-GO-GO-Q". , System: Muscle Lior Greenberg Technion Faculty of Medicine, Haifa, Israel Interossei muscles: actions of dorsal vs. palmar in hand "PAd and DAb": The Palmar Adduct and the Dorsal Abduct. Use your hand to dab with a pad. , System: Muscle Dr. Atif Farooq and Rawalpindi Medical , Pakistan and Not Specified Interossei muscles...
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