punny-jokes - Puns Puns Why is a fish easy to weigh? Why...

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Unformatted text preview: Puns Puns Why is a fish easy to weigh? Why Because it has its own scales! Why did the lion spit out the clown? out Because he tasted Because funny! Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken! chicken! Did you hear about the man who lost his left side? his He's all right now. What does reading while sunbathing make you? make It makes you well, It red. red. A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve mushrooms here." The mushroom says, The “Why not? I'm a fun Why guy!” guy!” The End The Hope you’ve found this Hope presentation very punny! presentation ...
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