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Welcome and thank you for your recent purchase of Instant Guitar God! You have probably purchased this product because like us at Blaue Badewanne, you have had the desire to become a great guitar player. Before the inception of Instant Guitar God, the world was unable to learn how to play the guitar in a small amount of time. But thanks to the remarkable discovery from Blaue Badewanne, there is a solution to this problem. Instant Guitar God works in a way that is truly visionary and unique. The nitric oxide in each pill helps to deliver the minerals in IGG to the bloodstream and the brain instantaneously. Once our product reaches the center of your mind, you will almost instantly feel the effects of our product. When you see a guitar, no longer will this device seem foreign and difficult. You will truly experience real joy and satisfaction and we look forward to including you as one of our thousands of already satisfied customers. Product Description: Many people have had the desire to learn an instrument, particularly the six-string guitar. In the past many companies have claimed that if you purchase their product, the user will instantly become a guitar god. Previously, these outlandish claims lacked any real results or success. That has all changed now since the inception of a revolutionary product from Blaue Badewanne. We are excited to present to the world, Instant Guitar God. Instant Guitar God is a device that allows almost every person in the world to have the ability to play guitar just like the greats instantly. IGG (Instant Guitar God) works in a way that offers instant results and satisfaction. The science described below proves how Instant Guitar God works in the human body. The Science: IGG works in a way unique to any other product that has ever been released in the realm of instant guitar gimmicks. One of the ingredients in IGG is nitric oxide. Nitric oxide works to expand or dilate the blood vessels in the body. This allows the rest of the elements of IGG to travel faster and come into effect more readily. The destination of IGG is the processing center of the human body, the brain. The more specific areas of the brain that are targeted are the left frontal cortex, motor cortex, right cerebellum, and the hippocampus. These regions include motor control, memory, and hearing ability. What this means is that we are targeting the parts of the brain that are essential for playing music. Reference figure X1. When these areas are contacted by are patented solution, an instantaneous change occurs and the user is at once given the ability to begin playing the guitar like no one has ever before. The Advantage:
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This note was uploaded on 11/13/2011 for the course ENGL 149 taught by Professor Rheingans during the Fall '06 term at Cal Poly.

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