If I were a guy - If I Were a Dude Jamie Davis OK. We've...

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If I Were a Dude… Jamie Davis OK. We've all had the conversation with our friends about what we women would do if we were guys for just a day. Most everyone has a natural curiosity of what it would be like to wake up one day working with the opposite package you’ve had your whole life. What would your one and only day as a man consist of, consciously knowing, that you would be back to normal the very next morning. As I roll outta bed in the morning, well actually more like noon; I’d probably start the day off scratching my crotch a lot. After that my first act as a man would be to head right to the bathroom to get rid of this morning wood. Oh joy! My first pee standing up! Now that I got that taken care of and out of the way, I’d spend a little time getting to know my new anatomy with a little hands on research. I'd then take my 5 minute shower, brush my teeth, grab something out of the closet, and head out the door. Oh how I’d enjoy that, getting showered, and dressed in 10 minutes, minus
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