Java not 6 - 'Well wait says Mom'There's something you...

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'Well wait,' says Mom. 'There's something you should know - Vernon suffers from a kind of - condition .' She rasps it like it's cancer. ' Heck , Momma!' 'Vernon Gregory, you know you get that inconvenience !' Jesus, fuck. My overbite grows a yard. Moltenbomb chuckles from the roadside. 'We'll take care of him,' says Gurie, wiping a hand on her leg. She nudges me down the driveway with her body; effective law-enforcement if you have ass-cheeks like fucken demolition balls. 'But he hasn't done any wrong! He has a clinical condition !' Clinical condition my fucken ass. Just then, Fate plays a card. The hiss of Leona Dunt's Eldorado echoes up the street. The uterus-mobile from hell. It's full of Mom's two other so-called friends, Georgette and Betty. They always just drop by. Until Tuesday, Mrs Lechuga was the leader of this pack; now she's indisposed until further notice. Leona Dunt only shows up when she has at least two things to brag about, that's how you know your position in life. She needs about five things to go to the Lechugas', so
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  • Spring '12
  • KVISWANATHAN
  • The Pack, The Card, You Know You're Right, The Hissing of Summer Lawns, Leona Dunt, Georgette Porkorney

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