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James Francis Comm 103 Very rarely in the course of human evolution does one find the seemingly unattainable quality of perfection so beautifully displayed in a mere mortal. For years we spend our time trying to find such a beacon of faultlessness, such a shining example of character and grace. Ladies and gentlemen, please look no further than the front of this classroom to see the definition of perfection. Standing before you is a manly man…. A mans man. A man with no bounds, no vices, and no need for cologne. I will now tell you why he is the embodiment of perfection and why he is a great communicator. For instance, listen to his voice and his words… they sound like those of angels playing their melodies of joy while sitting on clouds of a higher place. His IQ is immeasurable, his sense of style…. Unquestionable. He’s a lover, not a fighter…. But, he’s also a fighter so don’t get any ideas. This very man before you who has impossibly surpassed perfection through is physical
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