2TranscriptTea, Taxes, and The American Revolution: Crash Course World History#28Timing and descriptionText00:01Animated bald eagle flyinginto the sceneJohn Green as his youngerselfCCWH theme music plays(eagle cawing) Hi, I’m John Green. this is Crash Course World History, and todayyou aren’t going to get a blow-by-blow chronology of the American Revolution, andyou aren’t going to get cool biographical details about Thomas Jefferson or GeorgeWashington, but you are going to get me not wearing any pants.Mr. Green, Mr. Green, did you know that George Washington might have had slaveteeth implanted into his jaw?Yeah, I did, Me from the Past, and while it’s fun to focus on metaphoricallyresonant details, what we’re concerned with here is why the American Revolutionhappened and the extent to which it was actually revolutionary. Plus, for the firsttime in Crash Course history, I have a legitimate chance of getting through anentire episode without butchering a single pronunciation. Unfortunately, next weekwe will be in France, and je parle francáis comme un idiot.00:51Photos of newspaperheadlines about the stamptaxAnimated King George III(the British Government)argues with animatedBenjamin Franklin(colonists)So, intellectual historians might put the roots of the American Revolution earlier,but I’m going to start with the end of the Seven Years’ War in 1763, which as youwill recall from last week was one, expensive, and, two, a victory for the British,including British subjects living in America, who now had more land and thereforemore money.Right, so, in 1765 the British government was like, “Hey, since we went into thisdebt to get you all this new land, we trust that you won’t mind if we pass theStamp Act, in which we place a fancy stamp on your documents, newspapers,playing cards, etc., and in return, you give us money.? Well, it turns out thecolonists weren’t so keen on this, not so much because the tax was high, butbecause they had no direct representation in the parliament that had levied thetax. And plus they were cranky about the Crown keeping large numbers of Britishtroops in the colonies even after the end of the Seven Years’ War. And then theBritish government was like, “You are inadequately grateful,” and the colonistswere like, “Shut up, we hate you.” And the British government was like, “As long