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your butt can't suck straws ken I'd liketo drugs don't suck straws you stepthrough your five dozen chakras withoutyou could jump to a bus oh hi therewelcome to try guy's games debates twosides in opposition one right one alsoright next up we are debating ChrisHemsworth Chris today we'll be debatingmy choice no no no no no guys will bereceiving topics that they may or maynot believe in it's up to them to debatetheir damnedest oh yeah I have seriousissues with the way you've been judgingoh boysounds like fun the truckies victim Iwent back in time and I became yourfather so who's your daddy one thing Iknow about debates is anytime someone'scriticizing you you're supposed to smileand write things down because it makesthem look stupidI currently like to argue with cellphone companies cable companies prettymuch anybody on the other end of a phonewho I disagree with I don't have adebate history but I'm a veryopinionated man and I look forward topretending I'm right with whatever Iargue today I thought you're gonna makea master debater joke oh that's so smartyou can do no no you do itno no Eugene on Branford's that's yourjoke I don't want to take it from youthe record shows Eugene Nantes is thatis that no I'm conceding the joke likeyou do for the genes joke he's so humblethat's what makes him the master debaterthere we gothere it ismr. Cornbelt mr. Abbas burger today wewill be debating Game of Thrones verseLord of the Ring oh yeah they're [ __ ]because Keith hates Game of Thrones andwe both watch both of these now I knowyou haven't seen Game of Thrones buthere's just a bunch of Game of Throneswords yeah thank you Lannister startGreyjoy Dorne Lannister StarkDorn some of the best names in cinematichistory television this it's socinematic it's not television it's HBOLord of the Rings The Return of the Kingis the most winningest movie in Oscarhistory what are the final season ofGame of Thrones do stunk up the placewhat happens in Lord of the Rings whenyou die you don't you just get on a shipand sail awaywhere are the stakes a character namedNed literally dies in the first seasonspoiler alert the Lord of the Rings NewZealand didn't exist before I think wecan all agree that incest is bad thereare at least a few people who think
incest is goodI really just wrote incest bad threetimes the line tossed me deliveredliterally and not figuratively in thefirst time in cinematic history thanksto good point also you got a chair madeof swords now that's in dope huh andimpractical for people with backproblems like me it's cold and it hurtsto sit on but you would never survive inMiddle Ages Zach neither would i seewithout glasses in Lord of the Rings Icould I would be a hobbit and I'd be theherothey have humans in Lord of the Ringsyou'd be a human no I'd be a hobbit andI would eat breakfast all dayyou can't your stomach would never allowitsee I can in conclusion you get boobies

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