Unformatted text preview: altar! I am Maxi the Mus! I am mad! Hehehehehehe! Aeicus, would you be able to live without me? Valentian: she’s dead? Well, bring her back! Lucina is a post mortem object. Talking too much kills you. She is a means to an end. Hey Emperor, this is your fault. We’ve got houses full of your bastard kids. We love you and all, but bad boy. The letter! Aecius is going to become the next Caesar? Oh noes! It’s a female move by Maximus. Then Valentian goes off, frightened, hating the army. Also, your faithful servants are plants, Valentian. Hey look, Aeicus hurt his arm. Foreshadowing? Yeah. Does he realize it? Nah. Maximus has doubts about the plan, but then concedes and tells him to go. You know Pontius, if you kill Aeicus for us, you can become a nobleman and the general. Pontius will show him how to die, but he wont kill him....
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- Spring '08
- real life, Internet slang, Maximus, Sexually Transmitted Honors