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Isaac Pollan 10.1.11 This Is Why I’m Hot If I  had  to speculate, I would say that people probably think that I’m the coolest  mothah flippin’ fellow on this side of the Mississippi. I mean come on, just look at me:  I’m majestic as Elvis (before he got fat), well dressed as the Brooks brothers, cleanly as a loofa, delectable as Bieber, hung as a Minotaur, and brilliant as the dude who invented  Nutella. To be truly forthright, I’m just really good at so many essential and impressive  things: Ping-Pong (with the non -dominant hand), addition, peeing into the bowl when the seat’s  still down , and thumb warring, just to name a few. I’ll probably get to meet the  president (I can almost recite all 50 states). These are just a few of the reasons I think I’m fucking awesome. But I also have 
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