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26.Everybody Rev. 020717 12PM
FRIENDSHIPEverybody, everybody... I said no. But, do you want to get something to eat or drinkbefore you go? Or get laid? Because I could totally keep you company there -(before EVERYBODY can reply,)But, wait, didn’t you say Death is coming back? Actually let me get the hell out of here.(FRIENDSHIP starts to exit.)EVERYBODYWh - Friendship?!FRIENDSHIP(annoyed,)What?!EVERYBODYAre you really leaving me like this?FRIENDSHIPYeah. Sorry.EVERYBODYBut I’ll never see you again!FRIENDSHIP(getting emotional, realizing,)Oh. Oh my God. You’re right.Wow. This is really goodbye. Oh man. Everybody. Youwere such an incredible friend to me. You’ve literally changed my life. I have to give yousomething. Here.(retrieves an ugly trophy,)Please. I want you to have this Lifetime Achievement Award.27.Everybody Rev. 011317 9AM
(FRIENDSHIP hands the ugly trophy toEVERYBODY.)EVERYBODYFor what?FRIENDSHIPForachievingyour life.(beat,)But also, I guess, for dying.(beat,)Before me.EVERYBODYWhat am I supposed to do with this?!FRIENDSHIPI don’t know. Whatever you want, homey. I’ve got, like, a million more to get rid of. Nowbye!(to self,)It’s like everything bad always happens to me!(FRIENDSHIP exits, runs into some people.)FRIENDSHIP (O.S.) (CONT’D)You guys, I’m so upset! My friend is dying! But I’ve made art about it! Please, come look!BLACKOUT.28.Everybody Rev. 020717 12PM
VI.“THIS IS A DREAM?”(In the dark, again. Perhaps recorded.)4*I’m sorry - This is all still a dream?EVERYBODYYes.4*Okay. It’s just sort of hard for me to follow.3Me, too.*1Yeah, and why are people talking like that?EVERYBODYTalking like what?1I don’t know, like...(imitating FRIENDSHIP,)“Whatever you want, homey!”(Beat.)EVERYBODYI’m sorry, but did you actually just say that to me?*1Say what?EVERYBODYThat was so fucking offensive! What the fuck is wrong with you?2/ Whoa!29.Everybody Rev. 021417 12PM
EVERYBODYFuck you!3Whoa, whoa, whoa - !1What?!EVERYBODYTell me: how are people “supposed to talk” inmydream, you fuck!1Dude, okay, I think you are taking my wordscompletelyout of context -EVERYBODYWhat “context?” Yourpolicingthe way that I dream, you piece of shit?*3Guys, guys, guys, come on, come on -2Yeah, we were having such a nice time -EVERYBODYAm I the only person who heard that? Am I crazy?*2I’m sure that is not what they meant.1I honestly don’t even understand what just happened.(Beat.)4*Sorry sorry. That was sort of my fault. I should have let you finish before I started*analyzing everything.*EVERYBODY*Thank you.*4*Sorry, sorry. Please keep going.*30.Everybody Rev. 021417 12PM
EVERYBODY*(sighs, then,)*Anyway, so, Friendship abandons me and I’m like -*31.Everybody Rev. 021417 12PM
VII.ANOTHER CHORUS(EVERYBODY is very slowly revealed, whileSOMEBODY, somewhere, speak to/as/for them, butwith the voice of SOMEBODY ELSE.)SOMEBODY(to EVERYBODY,)You stupid idiot! Do you feel like crap? Good, you big dummy. How could you be such asucker? All that time you wasted on Friendship - keeping them company and entertainedand distracted with all sorts of bullshit while your own precious life ran out - What were

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