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12. I know you were thinking about me, so I decided I’d make your thoughts come to life.13. Thought I’d make your day by shooting you a text, so here I am.14. You ready to fall in love with me today?15. FaceTime me.16. I know you’ve been worried sick, but I made it home safe yesterday.17. I didn’t know you ordered a cook? -> well yeah im here to spice up your day.18. Yes, yes I know you’ve been waiting all day for me, but I’m here, I made it.19. Do you ever just look up at the stars and think, “damn, I’m cute”20. Rate how your day is going on a scale from 0-10, now that I texted you21. Introducing the only guy who won’t bore you to death over text *pointing up emoji*22. Are you ready to be a power couple?23. Will you go to prom with me? (jokingly)24. Wow (proceed with literally ANYTHING after this, this is just to grab her attention. Can follow it up with the next line)25. So where do I sign up? (followed by a backhanded compliment or push-pull)26. Let’s get married27. After long deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that it only makes sense for us to get married and consummate our deep love for each other *insert irony emoji*28. Daddy’s home.29. Let’s abandon our priorities and go on an irresponsible adventure.30. Daddy has arrived.31. Hi, Zeus here from Daddy’s on Demand, I’ve been assigned to be your temporary Daddy.32. This is Zeus’s assistant following up to confirm your appointment with Zeus for tomorrow at 8 PM.33. Your day has officially been made -> because you received a text from me *emoji*34. You should be here *send picture of food or activity you talked about doing with her before*35. I wanna see you again.36. Gonna just shoot straight and say that I’m lowkey into you and wanna hangout to see if you’re as interesting as you seem.37. Come over.38. You + Me + Together = FUN AF. -> Let’s make it happen39. How’s my least favorite person doing today *insert irony emoji*40. What does it feel like to receive a text from the most eligible bachelor on the planet?