87 A- ...What the fuck kind of rock concert// 88 D- //It was a Christmas rock concert! 89 A- No, no, no. (Sputtering) That makes it worse!
RUNNING HEAD: Maintaining Friendship 9 90 D- And there was one guy dressed up like Beethoven or Mozart, I don’t remember which, 91 because I’m...not...smart…when it comes to classical music. But he was dressed as, I was pretty 92 sure it was Beethoven, while like these sexy ladies, they were like dressed in like tight cat suits 93 with plunging networks,- necklines and like he’s sitting at the piano playing and they’re 94 dancing trying to get him to seduce him, but he looked completely uninterested and he just 95 wanted to do his orchestra while of course the singer was screaming in the background. It was 96 really intense. Like someone started crying in the audience. I don’t know why. Maybe the 97 screaming spoke to her on like a fundamental// 98 A- //It’s like Yoko Ono at the museum all over again. 99 D- Oh my god. 100 A- You’ve seen that video, right? 101 D- I have seen that video. (Tries not to laugh) 102 A- Like I don’t want to be like, mmm I don’t understand art but I don’t understand art. And 103 like people around her were clapping and what not, but I know that it could have meant 104 something, but that’s my internal monologue and I’m not getting any monetary compensation. 105 Maybe she’s like…..I don’t know an innovator when it comes to like interpretational 106 screaming but like// 107 D- //What’s wrong with screaming every now and then? I think it’s an art. 108 A- Would you hand me that thing I gave you? 109 D-Oh, yeah. Where did I// 110 A- It’s on the desk. 111 D- There it is. 112 A-Thank you D**aran 113 D….. Beard oil??? 114 A- Yes. 115 D- What the hell is beard oil and why did you get your boyfriend beard oil? 116 A- So you can have a soft luscious beard. I don’t know D** why do you put oil on any hair? 117 D- ..... But it’s different ‘cause that’s your head hair. 118 A- Yes. Do you not present your beard hair to the world? Do you want people to think you 119 have a dry and crusty beard? 120 D- Noooo, but like, you put, my hair doesn’t have a risk of getting food in it, but beard hair 121 does. And like I don’t know. 122 A- Different strokes for different folks. (Rising then falling tone) 123 D- Did he ask for beard oil? 124 A-Yes. 125 D- Is this a well known thing amongst guys? 126 A- Apparently. 127 D- Am I living in 2008 while he’s living in 3008? 128 A- I do believe he’s living in another time period. But I think// 129 D- //Awww
RUNNING HEAD: Maintaining Friendship 10 130 A-It also might, I do think, I’d like to think that it has a bit to do with the fact that you are in 131 fact, a lesbian . 132 D- I mean fair, but like, I have enough guy friends that I would think … that… I would think 133 that one of them would mention, “ Oh yeah, I went to the store to pick up some beard oil.” Or 134 “Hey, could you pass me the beard oil? It’s on the night stand.” 135 A- Why would you...Once again, lesbian , nightstand? 136 D- I mean… 137 A-//Are you in bed together D***?// 138 D- No we’re not .
- Fall '17
- Dr. Doug Falen
- Anthropology, beard oil, Christmas rock concert