Michael in the bathroom by himself all by himself

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MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM BY HIMSELF ALL BY HIMSELF PARTY GO-ERS (KNOCK-KNOCK) (KNOCK-KNOCK) MICHAEL I’M HIDING, BUT HE’S OUT THERE JUST IGNORING ALL OUR HISTORY MEMORIES GET ERASED THEN I’LL GET REPLACED WITH A NEWER COOLER VERSION OF ME AND I HEAR A DRUNK GIRL SING ALONG TO WHITNEY THROUGH THE DOOR (I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY) AND MY FEELINGS SINK CUZ IT MAKES ME THINK NOW THERE’S NO ONE TO MAKE FUN OF DRUNK GIRLS WITH ANYMORE NOW IT’S JUST MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM AT A PARTY I HALF REGRET THE BEERS MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM AT THE PARTY AND AS I CHOKE BACK TEARS I’LL WAIT AS LONG AS I NEED TILL MY FACE IS DRY OR I’LL JUST BLAME IT ON WEED OR SOMETHING IN MY EYE I’M JUST MICHAEL WHO YOU DON’T KNOW MICHAEL FLYING SOLO MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM BY HIMSELF PARTY GO-ERS (KNOCK-KNOCK) (KNOCK-KNOCK) MICHAEL KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK THEY’RE GONNA START TO SHOUT SOON KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK AW HELL, YEAH I’LL BE OUT SOON KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
BE MORE CHILL – Iconis/Tracz Draft: 6/5/15 69IT SUCKS HE LEFT ME HERE ALONE KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK HERE IN THIS TEENAGE BATTLE ZONE CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG I FEEL THE PRESSURE BLOWING UP BANG BANG BANG BANG MY BIG MISTAKE WAS SHOWING UP SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH I THROW SOME WATER IN MY FACE AND I AM IN A BETTER PLACE I GO TO OPEN UP THE DOOR BUT CAN’T HEAR KNOCKING ANYMORE AND I CAN’T HELP BUT YEARN FOR A DIFFERENT TIME BUT THEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THE PRESENT IS CLEARER AND THERE’S NO DENYING I’M JUST MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM AT A PARTY IS THERE A SADDER SIGHT THAN MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM AT A PARTY THIS IS A HEINOUS NIGHT I WISH I STAYED AT HOME IN BED, WATCHING CABLE PORN OR WISH I OFFED MYSELF INSTEAD, WISH I WAS NEVER BORN I’M JUST MICHAEL WHO’S A LONER SO HE MUST BE A STONER RIDES A PT CRUISER GOD, HE’S SUCH A LOSER MICHAEL FLYING SOLO WHO YOU THINK THAT YOU KNOW MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM BY HIMSELF ALL BY HIMSELF ALL BY HIMSELF WELL ALL YOU KNOW ABOUT ME IS MY NAME AWESOME PARTY I’M SO GLAD I CAME SCENE FOUR (The living room. The party is winding down, as RICH moves from guest to guest.)
BE MORE CHILL – Iconis/Tracz Draft: 6/5/15 70RICH You got any Mountain Dew Red? (JEREMY finds CHRISTINE on the couch, next to a PASSED-OUT PARTY MONSTER.) CHRISTINE Hey. JEREMY Yo. So where is your date? CHRISTINE He’s having make-up sex with Chloe. So, my night’s pretty awesome. JEREMY Sorry. CHRISTINE Don’t be. Idumped him. RICH It looks like normal Mountain Dew? But red? JEREMY You dumped Jake? Why?? Sorry, you don’t have to…. CHRISTINE I’m not Juliet. And, he’s kind of a jerk, so… RICH SERIOUSLY!WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET SOME MOUNTAIN DEW RED?

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