handing it away with a virtuous disdain that won the envy and admiration of almost everyone who knew him. (369) 'Oh, certainly, Milo, certainly. I'm not disputing you. I'm only checking the figures to make sure you're claiming all you're entitled to. Did you also include the time we contracted with you to bomb the bridge at Orvieto?'
Borowiec 17 'Oh, no, sir. I didn't think I should, since I was in Orvieto at the time directing the antiaircraft fire.' 'I don't see what difference that makes, Milo. It was still your mission. And a damned good one, too, I must say. We didn't get the bridge, but we did have a beautiful bomb pattern. I remember General (370) flight mission counting 'Oh, no, Milo.' Colonel Cathcart clucked sententiously, shocked by the suggestion. 'We must never play favorites. We must always treat every man alike.' (375) He prayed instinctively that Yossarian, Nately, Hungry Joe and his other friends would not be listed among the victims, then berated himself repentantly, for to pray for their safety was to pray for the death of other young men he did not even know. (377) 'We don't know yet,' said the colonel. 'But we're going to find out. And we sure know it's very serious.' (380)'They're not the same, are they?' the major admitted.'I told you he did it.''Did what?' asked the chaplain.'Chaplain, this comes as a great shock to me,' the major accused in a tone of heavy lamentation.'What does?''I can't tell you how disappointed I am in you.''For what?' persisted the chaplain more fiantically. 'What have I done?''For this,' replied the major, and, with an air of disillusioned disgust, tossed down on the table thepad on which the chaplain had signed his name. 'This isn't your handwriting.'The chaplain blinked rapidly with amazement. 'But of course it's my handwriting.''No it isn't, Chaplain. You're lying again.''But I just wrote it!' the chaplain cried in exasperation. 'You saw me write it.''That's just it,' the major answered bitterly. 'I saw you write it. You can't deny that you did write it. Aperson who'll lie about his own handwriting will lie about anything.''But who lied about my own handwriting?' demanded the chaplain, forgetting his fear in the waveof anger and indignation that welled up inside him suddenly. 'Are you crazy or something? Whatare you both talking about?''We asked you to write your name in your own handwriting. And you didn't do it.''But of course I did. In whose handwriting did I write it if not my own?''In somebody else's.''Whose?' (381) Those letters are insincere and dishonest. Their only purpose is to bring glory to Colonel Cathcart.' (385)
Borowiec 18 'we accuse you also of the commission of crimes and infractions we don't even know about yet. Guilty or innocent?' (386) “Immoral logic seemed to be confounding him at every turn.” 387 Colonel Korn poked the chaplain in the chest once more. 'You know damned well Dr. Stubbs has been telling the men in his squadron they didn't have to fly more than seventy missions.' He laughed harshly. 'Well, Padre, they do have to fly more than seventy missions, because we're transferring Dr. Stubbs to the Pacific. So adios, Padre. Adios.' (389) It was not fair for Yossarian to think only of his own safety while men like Milo, Colonel Cathcart, Colonel Korn and ex-P.F.C. Wintergreen were
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