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Unpleasant as it tends to be, Be grateful that he doesn't pee. It's times like this, you wonder why, You bothered reaching for his fly. But it's too late, can't be a tease, Accept the facts, get on your knees, You know you've got a job to do, So open wide and shove it through, Lick the tip then take it all, Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl. Slide up and down, use your tongue, And feel the pre-come start to run. 340
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Flying Booger's Half-Mind Hymnal So when the fuck's he gonna come? Just when you can't take anymore, You hear your lover's mighty roar. And when he hits that real high note, You feel it oozing down your throat. Salty, fishy, sticky, yucky stuff, Okay, already that's enough. Let's switch you say, before you gag, And what's your revenge, you're on the rag. THE PENIS SONG Melody – I’m Too Sexy (from the movie “The Sweetest Thing”) Contributed by Burnt Sox, Mt. Vernon HHH CHORUS: You're too big to fit in here Too big to fit in here Too big to fit in here What a lovely ride Your penis is a thrill Your penis is a Cadillac A giant Coupe de Ville Your penis packs a wallop Your penis brings a load And when it makes a delivery It needs its own zip code Nine - double zero - penis Your penis is so strong Your penis is so smooth Your penis has got a rhythm Your penis makes me groove Your penis is a dream The biggest one I've seen It's oozy and it's green (spoken) Ewww (spoken) Sorry Your penis is so big Your penis is so thick Your penis is so pretty You've got a handsome dick Your penis is so hard Your penis is so large My body is a movie 341
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Flying Booger's Half-Mind Hymnal And your penis is the star "Staring your penis" THE PORTIONS OF A WOMAN Melody - ??? Now the portions of a woman That appeal to a man's depravity, Are fasioned with the most exquisite care. And that what may seem to you To be a simple little cavity, Is really an elaborate affair. Now, we doctors who have taken time To study these phenomena, In numbers of experimental dames, Have made a little list Of all these feminine abdomena, And given them their Latin names. There's the vulva, the vagina, And the jolly perineum. And the hymen which is sometimes found in brides, And lots of other gadgets. You would love if you could see 'em, There's the clitoris, and Christ knows what else besides. Now it makes us rather tired, When you idle laymen chatter, About the things to which we've just referred. And to hear you give a name To such a complicated matter, With such a short and unattractive word. PREGNANCY (AND VARIATIONS) Melody - Yesterday (Beatles) Some verses by Flying Booger Flatulence verses by S&M&M&M&M Man Pregnancy, There's a shotgun hanging over me, Why has this bulge got to be, I should have used one, silly me. CHORUS: Why I had to come, 342
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Flying Booger's Half-Mind Hymnal I don't know, she wouldn't blow, I did something wrong, Now I long for birth control, ol, ol, ol . . .
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