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Jack: Oh, the irony! Rose: Please help me, please! Jack: I'm helping! I'm helping! You're not exactly light as a feather here! Rose: Hey! [Jack pulls her back over, they fall onto the deck with him on top just as several sailors show up.] Sailors: [all have a collective moment of misunderstanding] What is happening here? Get back! Do not touch her! Jack: You have got to be kidding me. [The master-at-arms, Rose's fiance, Cal, and his lackey, Lovejoy, all show up.] Cal: What is the meaning of this? How dare you lay a hand on my property – I mean my fiance! I demand punishment for this scoundrel! Jack: Umm .... lady, a little help here? Rose: Oh! No, Cal! It was an accident! I, uh, slipped and almost fell overboard, but this nice young man here saved me! Yes! That is how it happened. Master-at-arms: Was that the way of it, boy? Jack: Uh .... Rose: [Glares at him] Jack: Yup! That is totally what happened. Exactly. Cal: Oh. Well then, Lovejoy we should reward him for his heroics. How about 20 bucks? Rose: $20? I'm worth $20? Well, see how far that $20 gets you tonight! Cal:...dammit. [End scene]
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